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When it's a beautiful morning and you wake up to a nice, juicy dick pic.
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When your experienced friend has to guide you through sending a sexy response.
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When everyone wants to see the dick pic but you're a little possessive because it was meant for your eyes only.
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When you're not quite sure what part of the body they just sent you.
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When they use words like "truffle butter" and you're not sure what it means.
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When it's so good you just wanna grab it.
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When your friends want a little peek.
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When they ask you what you're wearing and you lie to keep them interested.
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When you ask your friends for advice on what to say next and they legit have no clue what to tell you.
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When you're freaking out that it's been minutes since their last dirty reply.
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When you're not actually alone and have to be discreet so your family doesn't catch on to what you're doing.
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When you accidentally sext back the wrong number.
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When you're dumbfounded by how ginormous the penis really is.
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When you realize its larger than you thought but still something you can handle.
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When they suggest doing things that are freaky AF and you're honestly kind of down for it.
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When you send an O face that looks sexy at first but later you see all its flaws.
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When their Snapchat is a little much.
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When they say the word "throbbing."
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When you're trying to respond with a sexy pose and someone walks in on you.
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When you finally look decent after the 37th take and it's your all-time greatest accomplishment.
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When autocorrect kills the mood.
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When you know your response will make them go WILD.
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When you're in public after and think everyone passing by knows you're a secret dick pic collector.
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When your sexting session is over and it was a job well done.
