Let's talk about how Derek from The Cheetah Girls was a TOTAL BABE. Those golden locks and perfect cheekbones were pretty much porn for your tweenage eyes. Disney Channel Remember the super steamy moment when he delicately brushed Galleria's cheek in the cafeteria? You probably thought that was the hottest thing that could ever happen... Disney Channel ...BUT MAN WERE YOU TERRIBLY, TERRIBLY WRONG. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Kyle Schmid, the actor who played Derek, has blessed us by growing out the most glorious facial hair to ever exist on the planet. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com HE HAS BECOME A LITERAL GOD AMONG MEN. Picture running your fingers through his beard, and feeding him grapes as you rest your chin on his chest hair. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Here you see his beard nice and trimmed. Imagine stroking it with your pinky or feeling it lightly scratch against your lips. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Here Kyle's beard is in full-grown action, heating up the airport as he prepares for his next ~adventure~. Kyle Schmid @iamkyleschmid On to the next adventure. #maltabound #malta #paultheapostle 09:14 PM - 18 Nov 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite Here he is modeling next to some ponies. How cute. How adorable. How perfect. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com Kyle also starred as Saul in the movie Saul: The Journey to Damascus but really he was the bearded angel who guided us into the light. Entertainment One Just look at those perfect strands. Those chocolate curls. THOSEE LIPSSSSSSS. Entertainment One CAN YOU LOOK AT THIS AND NOT COLLAPSE ON THE FLOOR? Entertainment One Kyle Schmid, thank you for existing. More importantly, thank you for not shaving. You should throw away your razor and let those hairs dance in the wind for the rest of your life. View this photo on Instagram instagram.com You can follow Kyle on Twitter and Instagram here!