selfie. duh.aestethicgally pleasing picture of a city at sunsetur new baesan francisco obviouslya picture of someone else you took 6 months agosome cool thing you did and told no one about until you're on the helicopter
whisky whisky frisky whisky ;)go for a hike, then nap on the floorbaseball game, then romantic candlelit dinner while frank sinatra plays in the backgroundcostco for samples and get pizza on the way outsleep until noon, (re)watch friends, eat instagram worthy foodart museum and eat vegetarian foods
asleep on our neighbor's porch next to two sticks of butterwaiting for the no thai delivery mangolf courseDARTYYYYY730 tappanwhere are you? no where are YOU
this wasn't meant to be inclusivecan you take a picture of me?no no no no my dad always saysguys iM SO COLDdid you know that primates...?is there gluten in it?
biology of sexfreshmen level intro classinnovators toolkit: pop culture 101therapy for therapistsprimates of south america (in spanish)judaic studies 101
rig the system and become a baller on a budget teachercure narcolepsyswear less cook moresay sorry lesssay yes morebe more selfish
tall, tall, and likes animalskeeps koshermatt davisput togetherpickycommunity service baby lover #jesus
Head Shoulder Knees And TOES Toes Toes
Congratulations, you have adobe photoshop! You're the closest to heaven that i'll ever be and heck ya that means you can reach the paper towels on the top shelf! Your favorite song is the tune of your 6am alarm clock and while you may have a sense of humor, you prefer to be and not eat ham. Furlong should add you to the seltzer water loving groupme and you are always down to talk about Cuba. Fidel amirite? WE ARE HAVING FUN. THIS IS FUN. you have a 10/10 bumble pic and a 10/10 eco footprint - good for you!!
No, her name isn't Harriet, that's her fish!! You are the savior of all souls in need and if you get a 4/5 on a quiz you might as well quit while you're behind. But watch out, because whiskey makes you frisky! Some people have skeletons in their closet but you're more fun.. you have a bear. Your mom makes the best banana bread and your brother makes the best weekend guest. Go blackhawks!
Check out the molar on that blondie- i meant brunette! i meant rhett! you've got the skin tone of a jersey homie and the license plate of a cali surf girl - but thank god both states have pretzel crisps!! you're the sprinkle on top of everyone's life (rainbow of course) and you always make sure to make your morning omelettes with your favorite blue knife.
congrats!! it's a boy!!! jk? too bad you can't eat gluten!! but you can watch baseball! aren't you just pumped? you're somehow allowed to teach children next year in the big apple and your schedule isn't the only thing getting all tied up - they say gin lovers are psychopaths but we love you just the same! ps you love hot pink #dartykath
JULIA WAKE UP - you have a knack of sleeping anywhere (post friendsgiving floor zzzzs?) and yet you somehow kick a$$ in school and re$earch - if its not soup out of a can you don't want it and it's alcoholic in a bottle bring it on - you're gonna have the kind of family that runs 5ks on holidays and tries out the new farmers markets - you're definitely gonna have a dog - you're not gay but $20 is $20
come back from across the street already!!! we're pretty sure you love new jersey bagels more than locals of the area but YOU ARE FROM THE BAY. and this is why YOU want to be a therapist - you have the comfiest bed and biggest closet and you still own that one dress from 7th grade from before you were bald #baldjokes you're probably somewhere near the corner of oakland eating popcorn or one of your boyfriend's ridiculously nom recipes or watching jane the virgin - don't believe the rumors, she's a virgin!!