1.
The one where Jake and the suspect lineup sing "I Want It That Way" by Backstreet Boys.
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2.
The one where Boyle caught a big ol' Dianne Wiest infection.
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3.
The one where Captain Holt reveals to Jake he mastered the oopsie doodle.
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The one where no one knows if Kelly is Scully's wife or dog.
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The one where Boyle weirdly hits the nail on the head during the Captain Holt impersonation contest.
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6.
The one where the squad places bets on why Amy is late to work for the first time ever.
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7.
The one where Holt breaks into Jake and Amy's bedroom in preparation for the yearly Halloween Heist.
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The one where Boyle comes festively dressed for Thanksgiving, but has to deliver tragic news to a missing person's family as a turkey.
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The one where Jake slides across the entire bullpen during the night shift, but gets caught by Captain Holt coming up the elevator.
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10.
The one where Amy ignores Holt's no-present rule and leaves an unidentifiable gift box on his desk, which he immediately mistakes for a bomb.
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The one where Jake, Rosa, and Holt consume so much cold brew that it seems like everyone else is moving in slow motion.
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The one where Captain Holt devises a legendary punishment for Jake's perpetual tardiness in the form of secret handshakes with the rest of the precinct.
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13.
The one where Boyle and Terry show up to work wearing the same outfit.
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The one where Jake brings a tarantula from a drug bust to work, only for the spider to immediately go missing and end up on arachnophobic Terry's head.
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15.
The one where Captain Holt diffuses a tense situation with a civilian through the art of a dance-off.
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16.
The one where a depressed Boyle is awakened from his dream where Jake comes home from prison.
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17.
The one where the precinct plays a "devious" prank on Captain Holt, which entailed moving his podium half an inch to the left.
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18.
The one where the Nine-Nine celebrates the success of Boyle bullpen bottle bowling with a babushka.
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19.
The one where a flashback reveals Hitchcock and Scully used to be HOT!
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20.
The one where the group holds a frosted tip intervention for Jake, and Boyle arrives sporting the same haircut 30 seconds too late.
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21.
The one where Boyle mistakenly admits to sleeping with a 68-year-old woman when he was 20 during a conversation about the detectives' oldest arrests.
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22.
The one where Jake has a panic attack after getting locked in an interrogation room, causing the suspect to come clean.
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23.
The one where Boyle's big award is upstaged by Sergeant Peanut Butter.
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24.
The one where ants wreak havoc over the precinct.
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25.
And finally, the one where Jake accidentally calls Holt "dad."
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