1. So you want to wear a dress/shirt with a ~daring~ neckline.
2. Cool. That's what they have strapless bras for.
3. Look ma, no straps!
4. No visible straps. It's like **mAgiC**.
Moment of silence for Bette Midler as a witch.
5. Hm, that's funny. Why is this starting to fall down when it fit me perfectly 15 minutes ago?
6. Whatever. Forget the haters (gravity) because I look RADIANT.
7. OK, if I have to pull this up one more time...
8. Do they make suspenders for strapless bras???
9. That would just be called a bra, which is what I was trying to avoid in the first place.
10. Resigned to the fact that my arms will forever be in this position.
11. Maybe if I just take it off...
12. Nope, too risky.
13. I GIVE UP. I NEED TO JUST LET IT BE.
14. It. Is. Around. My. Waist.
How the mighty have fallen.
15. Maybe I should have just worn a bra with clear straps.
16. But then it just looks like you’re wearing a bra with clear straps.
17. Someone save me from this misery.
18. Probably gained 40 pounds of muscle mass from repeatedly pulling my dress up.
19. FINALLY HOME: Get this bra OFF of me.
My body is ready.