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What Your Hair Bow Says About Your Love Life According To This 1944 Magazine

Debowchery.

This is a real, someone-actually-had-to-think-this-was-true-and-make-this guide from a 1944 issue of Life magazine.

But before we dismiss this as antiquated thinking of a bygone era...

Maybe implementing this system in 2014 wouldn't be that bad of an idea...

A top bow for the ladies on the prowl.

Mingling Miley.

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Making-eyes-at-you Miranda.

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Or ??????

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The Associated Press

*If I was your bowfriend*

Conscious up-bowing.

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A back bow for the LGBT community.

A vision of monogamy.

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Jodie doing Jodie.

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A right bow for the drunkly**** in love.

Bow down bitches.
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Bow down bitches.

Or ?????

Only Solange may know.
The Associated Press

Only Solange may know.

For the coy damsels who are *off the market*.

Emma and Andrew.

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Kimye.

Bownd 2.
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Bownd 2.

Kanye and Kanye.

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And finally, the caged Gosling.

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