3. Washing your hair is a workout.
12. Or if you do accessorize, you wear the same things every damn time, so you might as well not even accessorize.
14. You haven’t worn earrings in so long that your earring holes have essentially closed.
23. Fine, but you will unbutton the fewest buttons possible to squeeze your head through.
- The chairman of the National Governors Association said Trump has promised only criminals will deported and random spot checks won't be conducted.
- The trans sister of a Trump inauguration singer must be allowed to use the restroom that fits her gender ID, a judge ruled.
- The suspect in a Kansas shooting that left an Indian man dead thought he was shooting Iranians, and the FBI is investigating as a possible hate crime.
- Elon Musk announced that his SpaceX company will send two tourists around the moon by 2018 🚀🌝