3. Washing your hair is a workout.
12. Or if you do accessorize, you wear the same things every damn time, so you might as well not even accessorize.
14. You haven’t worn earrings in so long that your earring holes have essentially closed.
23. Fine, but you will unbutton the fewest buttons possible to squeeze your head through.
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