3. Washing your hair is a workout.
12. Or if you do accessorize, you wear the same things every damn time, so you might as well not even accessorize.
14. You haven’t worn earrings in so long that your earring holes have essentially closed.
23. Fine, but you will unbutton the fewest buttons possible to squeeze your head through.
- President Obama zinged the media and the field of presidential contenders before dropping the mic at his final White House Correspondents' Dinner 🎤
- A state of emergency was declared in Baghdad as protesters breached the fortified "Green Zone," home to most ministries and embassies in the city.
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