Life is hard when you're lazy.
You didn't choose the lethargic life.
The lethargic life chose you.
1. You are the one on the right.
2. Even when you do wake up, you lie in bed for another 10 minutes.
3. Washing your hair is a workout.
4. What is hair product?
5. You can't tolerate wet hair.
6. But blowdrying your hair is also a workout that you are not willing to expend energy on.
7. Too much time and dry heat.
8. Your makeup routine consists of eyeliner.
9. And only eyeliner.
10. So you're ready in about 10 seconds.
11. "Accessorizing" is not a thing.
12. Or if you do accessorize, you wear the same things every damn time, so you might as well not even accessorize.
13. And of the accessories that you have, 100% of them were gifts from other people.
Wow, dainty bangles that I will never wear — how did you know?!?!