3. Washing your hair is a workout.
12. Or if you do accessorize, you wear the same things every damn time, so you might as well not even accessorize.
14. You haven’t worn earrings in so long that your earring holes have essentially closed.
23. Fine, but you will unbutton the fewest buttons possible to squeeze your head through.
- The suspect wanted for killing 39 people at an Istanbul nightclub on New Years Day has been captured, Turkish media reports.
- At least 40 Democrats are boycotting Donald Trump's inauguration after the president-elect criticized civil rights leader John Lewis.
- Umm. Over half of the population across 22 countries believe their system is failing and rigged, a new poll says 🌎🤔
- Spencer's Gifts is getting flooded with criticism for selling "Grab America By The Pussy" shirts, which many say normalizes sexual assault.