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14 Things That Would Be Better If They Were Made From Beyoncé's Bejeweled VMA Bodysuit

Ya man ain't never seen gems like this.

As you will recall, Beyoncé wore this otherworldly Tom Ford bejeweled bodysuit during her Video Vanguard performance at the VMAs last night.

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And of course, She looked like a divine mosaic of sheer radiance.

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So just imagine how much better this world would be if absolutely everything were made from this magical leotard.

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1. For example, the Manhattan skyline.

Bejeweled jungle where dreams are made of.
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Bejeweled jungle where dreams are made of.

2. Cara Delevingne's eyebrows.

Now THOSE are power brows.
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Now THOSE are power brows.

3. Taylor Swift's fugly onesie.

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4. Taylor Swift.

Ugh still only marginally better.
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Ugh still only marginally better.

5. The Chicago Bean.

THE TRANSFORMATIVE POWERS.
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THE TRANSFORMATIVE POWERS.

6. Nicki's butt.

My anaconda don't want none, unless you've got a ton...of gems...encrusted on your buns...hun.
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My anaconda don't want none, unless you've got a ton...of gems...encrusted on your buns...hun.

7. Jared Leto's man bun.

My anaconda don't want none, unless you've got a ton...of gems...encrusted on your buns...hun. *recontextualization*
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My anaconda don't want none, unless you've got a ton...of gems...encrusted on your buns...hun.

*recontextualization*

8. The Hope Diamond.

Probably appraised at a higher value this way.
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Probably appraised at a higher value this way.

9. The Great Wall of China.

Flwalless.
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Flwalless.

10. Girl with a Pearl Earring.

ICONIC.

11. Kanye's leather jogging pants.

JUST AS ICONIC.
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JUST AS ICONIC.

12. The dying film industry.

THERE'S HOPE.
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THERE'S HOPE.

13. Lorde's lips.

Maybe Lorde WILL be a royal w. these new lips.
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Maybe Lorde WILL be a royal w. these new lips.

14. Planet Earth.

m-gucci/m-gucci

That is all.

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