So today you decided to go without a bra.
4. You quickly become a spokesperson for the Free The Nips movement.
6. Your only defense against it is folding your arms in front of your chest.
8. You fear permanent saggage.
Different kind of saggage but still frightening nonetheless.
16. You are FRUSTRATED because BRAS ARE SOCIAL CONSTRUCTS.
17. BRAS DO NOT EXIST IN NATURE.
20. And that is a beautiful thing.
21. Until someone grazes your unprotected boob on the subway.
23. Or until you’re wearing a black shirt and someone takes a picture of you with the flash on.
26. Oh well.
- And no, people aren't drilling headphone jacks into their new iPhone 7's 📱❌