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24 Totally Unexpected Chocolates To Give Your Valentine

Nothing says "I love you" like chocolate organs.

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1. This chocolate pizza:

This is ACTUAL CHOCOLATE PIZZA. Share a slice here.

2. This Sriracha chocolate bar:

Find it here.

3. The hottest bar of chocolate in the world:

For the daredevil, made with pure chile extract so hot it registers 6.4 milion on the Scoville scale. (For reference, a jalapeño registers about 4,000.) Find it here if you actually kinda hate your S/O a little.

4. These Millennium Falcon chocolates:

For those on the light side. Find them here.

5. Or these Death Star chocolates:

For those on the dark side. Find them here.

6. These anatomically correct hearts:

For the one who has your heart. Find them here.

7. And the rest of the organs:

Find them here.

8. These handmade chocolate marshmallows:

Find them here.

9. This chocolate-infused green tea:

Find it here.

10. This potato chip bar:

11. This creepy chocolate skull:

Find it here.

12. These painted planets:

For the stargazer. Find them here.

13. This giant chocolate shark tooth:

14. This chocolate whisky:

It tastes like spiked melted chocolate. Find it here.

15. These liquor-filled chocolate bottles:

16. This edible chocolate body paint:

Find it here.

17. These tool-shaped chocolates:

These look weirdly real. Find them here.

18. This solid chocolate salmon:

Find it here.

19. These chocolate band-aids:

20. This honeycomb-filled chocolate:

From Savannah, Georgia. Find them here.

21. This Tabasco chocolate:

For the spice lover, or the spicy lover lol. Find it here.

22. This bacon chocolate:

Because everything that can have bacon in it, should. Find it here.

23. These chocolate-covered ant wafers:

That literally has ants in it. Find them here.

24. These chocolate anuses:

There is nothing else to say about this. Find them here.

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