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24 Totally Unexpected Chocolates To Give Your Valentine

Nothing says "I love you" like chocolate organs.

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1. This chocolate pizza:

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This is ACTUAL CHOCOLATE PIZZA. Share a slice here.

2. This Sriracha chocolate bar:

itsugar.com

Find it here.

3. The hottest bar of chocolate in the world:

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For the daredevil, made with pure chile extract so hot it registers 6.4 milion on the Scoville scale. (For reference, a jalapeño registers about 4,000.) Find it here if you actually kinda hate your S/O a little.

4. These Millennium Falcon chocolates:

etsy.com

For those on the light side. Find them here.

5. Or these Death Star chocolates:

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For those on the dark side. Find them here.

6. These anatomically correct hearts:

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For the one who has your heart. Find them here.

7. And the rest of the organs:

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Find them here.

8. These handmade chocolate marshmallows:

etsy.com

Find them here.

9. This chocolate-infused green tea:

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Find it here.

10. This potato chip bar:

11. This creepy chocolate skull:

etsy.com

Find it here.

12. These painted planets:

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For the stargazer. Find them here.

13. This giant chocolate shark tooth:

14. This chocolate whisky:

firebox.com

It tastes like spiked melted chocolate. Find it here.

15. These liquor-filled chocolate bottles:

16. This edible chocolate body paint:

prweb.com

Find it here.

17. These tool-shaped chocolates:

firebox.com

These look weirdly real. Find them here.

18. This solid chocolate salmon:

amzn.to

Find it here.

19. These chocolate band-aids:

20. This honeycomb-filled chocolate:

etsy.com

From Savannah, Georgia. Find them here.

21. This Tabasco chocolate:

firebox.com

For the spice lover, or the spicy lover lol. Find it here.

22. This bacon chocolate:

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Because everything that can have bacon in it, should. Find it here.

23. These chocolate-covered ant wafers:

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That literally has ants in it. Find them here.

24. These chocolate anuses:

firebox.com

There is nothing else to say about this. Find them here.

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