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21 Perfect Things For Anyone Who Is Actually Ron Swanson

For anyone who likes five course dinners where all the courses are steak.

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1. This spatula with one purpose only.

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2. This card for your significant other.

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3. This necklace for someone you love as much as you love breakfast food.

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4. This cutting board that knows what you should have for dinner.

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5. This will to dare the general public.

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6. These etched glasses made for anything but clear alcohol.

Because clear alcohol is for rich women on diets.

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7. This print to hang above your work desk.

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9. This poster to help with writer’s block.

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10. And this notebook that encourages you to get shit done.

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11. This grooming kit for a full mustache (when you aren’t being controlled by a satanic ex-wife).

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12. This encouraging rocks glass

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13. …to place on your handmade whiskey coasters from Offerman’s Wood Shop.

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14. This tee memorializing the most sensual jazz musician out there.

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15. And this tote to remind you of a smooth and silky evening.

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16. This necklace to remind you of what makes you happy.

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17. This mug to commemorate the animal you have a soft spot for.

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18. This poster to demonstrate the Pyramid of Greatness.

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19. This inspirational poster to hang in any room of the house.

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20. This apron for while you cook breakfast.

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21. This poster to help you decide what to eat.

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That is all.

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