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When that lady with the baby runs up to the captain while the ship is sinking and asks for help and he just blanks her and sods off to go and die while all the other crew are doing whatever they can. Bad dickhead.

I turned this article into a drinking game, taking a shot every time I read the word "narrative". I'm fucking hammered now.

Two days before Valentine's Day I was at home tinkering with my boyfriend's phone while he was at work - it had broken a couple of weeks earlier and he hated the replacement so I was trying to get it to work for him. I was about 6 months pregnant at this point. I managed to get the… Read More

I hope you replied "which ones?"

Wow. That's every school disco ruined for me.

Oh man, I'm booked in to get a brace fitted next month at the grand age of 28. Tooootally not looking forward to it.

It's totally a contagious phobia. You don't realise you have it until someone mentions it and you see an example and then you're like holy shit that's terrifying how did i not see it before.

More please!

19 and 5'5" You made me younger and taller. I'll take it.

Wow. Plot twist.