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Who Is Myrna Tellingheusen, And Why Am I Madly In Love With Her?

Twitter game unreal.

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I stumbled across her Twitter account via the tens of thousands of retweets that she's been receiving on her tweets- which are LITERAL GOLD.

Egg nog comes straight from the devil’s chicken coop.

So, she's living it up in SoCal, loves God, and has had a pretty stellar career at Hughes Aircrafts (aka the company that produced aircrafts and missiles in the WWII era).

But Myrna is also spending her retirement being an absolute goddess on Twitter, which is why I'm in love with her. It all really started when she made it big after an unfortunate "outburst" in everyone's favorite fabric store...

The outburst I had at JoAnn’s Fabrics is not reflective of who I am.

But it didn't stop there. She's unebelievablely relatable.

Please be quiet. I’m counting my Pyrex lids.

Her peanut brittle is off the chain...clearly.

You want the peanut brittle?? YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE PEANUT BRITTLE

Myrna challenging the non-meltability of her dishes is all of us.

She reminds us that it's okay to roast your friends (watch it, Janet).

And, of course, Myrna's aesthetic inspired us all to just express ourselves.

I have carefully color-matched my appliances in avocado green. I will not apologize for my high aesthetic standards.

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