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17 Signs You're Becoming Ariana Grande

After reading too many news stories and gossip blogs, in addition to hearing her hit songs around the clock and seeing her first SNL performance last weekend--You no longer know where Ariana ends and you begin. Here are some indications you might slowly be turning into the pint-sized pop star.

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Lately every time you check something off your to-do list, you exclaim to no one in particular that you’ve got one less, one less problem.

You find yourself engaging in inappropriate diva-like behavior, such as demanding that the lighting be changed while in line at the bank.

“Can you believe these fluorescents? Unacceptable.”
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“Can you believe these fluorescents? Unacceptable.”

Nobody can recognize you anymore when you wear your hair down.

Seriously...Who the hell is that?
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Seriously...Who the hell is that?

Your wardrobe is now made up entirely of mini skirts, sparkling crop tops and white 3 inch heels.

Unfortunately leaving very few appropriate options for work.
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Unfortunately leaving very few appropriate options for work.

You will only allow your family and friends to photograph you from your left side now and you freak out when they don’t comply.

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Are you blind?! Can you not see how hideous the right side of my face is??? WTF.

You have an unexplained desire to wear cat ears on a daily basis.

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Prompting people to ask, “You’re like 33, right?”

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While dining at restaurants, you send your food back to the kitchen every time because that’s what a true diva would do.

This is. The part when. I say I don’t want it.
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This is. The part when. I say I don’t want it.

Any time someone questions you or gets in your way you scream, “Don’t you know who I am?”

“Ma’am, can you please drive through?”
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“Ma’am, can you please drive through?”

Your Twitter privileges were temporarily suspended after you kept anonymously tweeting Victoria Justice that ‘she better watch her back’.

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After your new neighbors recently brought you a basket of muffins, you were overheard saying you hoped they would all f*cking die.

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You keep expecting Iggy Azaela to pop up behind you and start rapping any time you make a good point during conversation.

Your boyfriend is frustrated because you insist on only entering rooms if Bang Bang is playing on loop in the background.

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He doesn't get it. The lyrics specifically say, "Bang bang into the room."

You keep wearing your hair in tight, half-up ponytails, which has begun to cause severe and frequent headaches.

You dug up your old Kabbalah bracelet that you’ve had since 2004, when it first became a fad to “practice” Kabbalah. (It was right underneath your Livestrong bracelet.)

Namaste or something.
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Namaste or something.

You only answer to “Ari” now and will not permit anyone to speak unless spoken to.

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"I'm sorry, I don't speak to commoners but it's cute that you thought we were chatting just then!"

You find yourself engaging in simple, yet adorable choreography, several times a day.

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No lessons.

You keep trying to contact Mariah Carey’s people, in case she is interested in collaborating with you on your next track.

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(You do not have a record deal.)

But if you keep this up, you will be full-on Grande by the end of the week!

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Good luck! *HEARTS*

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