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20 Things That You'll Learn In Your 20's.

Because what are your 20's for if not to fuck up epically on a daily basis and try to cut your own fringe?

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1. Never tell someone that their dye job looks orange, it will never be taken as a compliment, even if you meant it to be.

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What did you say bitch?

2. The greatest contrast of emotion that you can experience is the happiness of starting a delicious meal paired with the utter despair when you first realise that you’ve almost finished eating.

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Savour every bite...

3. It's okay to have a glass of wine in the afternoon, just save the hard spirits until the sun has set.

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It's been a tequila shot kind of day.

4. You'll never feel good about spending your rent money on a new foot massager.

It's one of those, 'seemed like a good idea at the time' moments, but when you blow your weekly wage before rent is due, you'll be wishing you could return that glow in the dark dog costume.
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It's one of those, 'seemed like a good idea at the time' moments, but when you blow your weekly wage before rent is due, you'll be wishing you could return that glow in the dark dog costume.

5. It’s important to know a little something about the current state of government.

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What they're doing can often directly affect you.

6. Never trust a person that doesn’t like dogs. They're probably plotting your death with the cats.

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They don't give a fuck about chu or anythin' that you do.

7. When you’re parents say, “I’m just trying to look out for you”, they’re usually just trying to prevent you from replicating their own embarrassing mistakes.

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Remember, they've seen a lot of shit go down. Mumma needs a cocktail.

8. You should only move in with a friend that you're comfortable to be a total arsehole to.

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Being polite will often get you nowhere.

9. Stop having dairy if you're lactose intolerant!

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I'm totally kidding. You do you.

10. The best way to get revenge on someone is to be better than they are.

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Disrespect us, no they wont.

11. Chia seeds are a trendy scam. Don't fall for it!

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Your muesli will survive!

12. Never have sex with a friend if you think you could ‘learn to like them’.

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You’ll know if you already like them, they’re your friend and sleeping with them could ruin something good.

13. Don’t ever Google your symptoms, it will always come back as Cancer.

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Just do the good ol' fashioned thing and go to the Doctor.

14. Don’t assume that every stranger you meet in a bar is going to be creepy. Just don’t be surprised if they are.

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Let me buy you a drink.

15. Don’t be ashamed to poo in a public toilet.

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The anxiety you feel is real, but the pain you feel after holding it in for hours is even more real.

16. Your parents are awesome forms of inspiration.

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They made you and it’s most likely that you’ll turn out something like them, so embrace their wisdom and enjoy their home cooked meals.

17. Diets only work for 3% of the population.

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Adapt a healthy lifestyle that suits you and learn to be comfortable with your body.

18. One day your friends will become your family. Choose them wisely.

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I'll be there for you, cause you're there for me too.

19. Drink lots of water, for the rest of your life.

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It will keep you looking younger and all that jazz.

20. It's important to feel sexy in your own skin.

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Dance in your underwear in front of your mirror at least once a week.

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