10 Best Disses From Epic Rap Battles Of History

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10. Stephen Hawking vs Albert Einstein

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You've got no idea what your messin' with here boy

I've got 12 inch rims on my chair that's how I roll y'all

You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll

9. Mr T vs Mr Rogers

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When my plan comes together you won't even see it coming.

I'll chop you into four black dudes and I'll remake Cool Runnings.

8. Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe

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You'll sleep with any ugly dude who says he likes it hot

Even Joe DiMaggio took a swing in your batter's box

7. Moses vs Santa Claus

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So much drama in the Israel BC,

It's kinda hard talkin' directly to the G-O-single-D.

Hand me my chisel, I got a new command'izzle, for y'all.

Thou shalt not let your children sit on a grown man's lap at the mall.

6. Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso

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Don't believe in mistakes.

Unless you step to me.

Yo Pablo

you just got your happy little ass beat

5. Goku vs Superman

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There's only one way that this battle's gonna end

One more Superman who's never gonna walk again

4. Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lector

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How typical of Jack the Ripper to chase a headline

Pick Ray Liotta's brain and ask him how I get mine

3. Frederick Douglass vs Thomas Jefferson

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No compromise, you couldn't whip a 5th of me, man!

You got a self evident truth of your own

You let freedom ring, but never picked up the phone!

2. Thomas Edison vs Nikola Tesla

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You fool, you think that you can touch me with this?

You couldn't handle my gifts with your greedy little mind

What's inside mine was ahead of its own time

You did not steal from me, you stole me from mankind!

1. Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader

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Let me paint you a picture, son

Potrait of a bitch after World War One

You were stirring up the fears of the German people

Telling the world that the Jews are evil

You wrote a little book, got'em fired up

Had a Beer Hall Putsch, got'em fired up

When your bunker started getting fired up

You put a gun in your mouth and fired up!