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20 Geordie Shore Quotes That Could Have Been Said By Members Of The Royal Family

The House of Windsor/reality TV show mashup you never expected...or wanted

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He just needs some practice, Kate! Usually all he gets are polite pecks on the cheek from his granny
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He just needs some practice, Kate! Usually all he gets are polite pecks on the cheek from his granny

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Harsh but fair
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Harsh but fair

3.

We all knew William was secretly the wild one
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We all knew William was secretly the wild one

4.

A prince must have his secrets...
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A prince must have his secrets...

5.

Who is? Kate? The Queen? Princess Charlotte? We may never know...
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Who is? Kate? The Queen? Princess Charlotte? We may never know...

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You'd never know how much Prince George detests his subjects while he's waving so politely
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You'd never know how much Prince George detests his subjects while he's waving so politely

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She's such a positive person! It almost makes up for the fact that she doesn't know her vegetables
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She's such a positive person! It almost makes up for the fact that she doesn't know her vegetables

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Em, your Majesty, don't you mean "one can fuck right off"?
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Em, your Majesty, don't you mean "one can fuck right off"?

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Poor Dan, he put on his sexiest outfit and all he's getting is a handshake
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Poor Dan, he put on his sexiest outfit and all he's getting is a handshake

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#plebsamirite
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#plebsamirite

11.

She looks like she might need a bit more practice holding a bat...
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She looks like she might need a bit more practice holding a bat...

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There has to be ways to express your rage that don't involve throwing your own possessions on the ground
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There has to be ways to express your rage that don't involve throwing your own possessions on the ground

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It's understandable to be angry when you're caught in an unflattering selfie. We've all been there
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It's understandable to be angry when you're caught in an unflattering selfie. We've all been there

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"Oh William, you speak so many languages!" "Yes Kate, and now seems like the right time to tell you that I'm bi.......lingual! Lol!"
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"Oh William, you speak so many languages!" "Yes Kate, and now seems like the right time to tell you that I'm bi.......lingual! Lol!"

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It's raining men! And your husband is trying to shelter you from them. Spoilsport.
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It's raining men! And your husband is trying to shelter you from them. Spoilsport.

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Keep telling yourself that Kate. We believe in you!
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Keep telling yourself that Kate. We believe in you!

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Damn straight, George. But there's no need to be self conscious about your baby fat! Once you're on the kindergarten rowing team at Oxford it will all melt away
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Damn straight, George. But there's no need to be self conscious about your baby fat! Once you're on the kindergarten rowing team at Oxford it will all melt away

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Here we see William and Kate trying to insult the paparazzi but finding it almost impossible to be impolite to anyone
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Here we see William and Kate trying to insult the paparazzi but finding it almost impossible to be impolite to anyone

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Come on George, at least wait until she starts talking before you make any decisions
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Come on George, at least wait until she starts talking before you make any decisions

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Are you talking to your loyal subjects? Or the horse in front of you...
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Are you talking to your loyal subjects? Or the horse in front of you...

So, are these quotes from the gang on Geordie Shore or just passing remarks made by the Queen herself? You decide!

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