21 Reasons You Should Fall In Love With Someone From Essex
Takeaways, pet names, and genes like David Gandy.
First things first: Your Essex partner's takeaway game will always be on point.
And everyone in Essex most likely has a mate who'll magically just "sort" things out for you.
People from Essex are nothing if not honest.
Essex folk know a thing or two about keeping ourselves looking sharp.
But on the whole, we're nothing like the TOWIE lot.
Your Essex S.O. will give you the most affectionate of pet names.
And they'll be the first one there with a big cuddle for the times when everything gets a bit too much.
Your O.H. is likely to have rubbed shoulders with some of the UK's finest.
And there are some gloriously sexy genes floating around the county.
And, without meaning to brag, Essex lads are known for their gigantic cocks.
People from Essex are always the first ones to let their hair down on a Friday night.
They'll have impeccable taste when it comes to Britpop...
...and they'll know all the words to Parklife.
Dating someone from Essex means having the convenience of being able to fly from London Stansted or London Southend.
It means being introduced to some of the best fish 'n' chips around.
Your Essex mother-in-law will introduce you to a superior level of drinking.
You'll get to spend your whole life being called by your surname, which you'll secretly love.
You'll get to experience what life is really like in Essex.
And your S.O. will never be afraid of making a tit out of themselves in the name of banter.
Because Essex is God's country, and one day you guys might even move there.
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