2. He appreciates the finer aspects of life.
3. He calls things as he sees them.
“I like my pre-birds over easy.”
4. He loves himself some Queen B.
5. He knows that free makes everything better.
His little face is so excited.
6. Tom is confused by the opposite sex, just like you.
7. He appreciates nature.
8. His tolerance level for stupid people is extremely low.
Damn it, Jerry!
9. He gets frustrated with people who are less pop culture savvy than himself.
10. Tom is a great multi-tasker.
He also understands the need to live-tweet his life.
11. He sees potential in under-appreciated actors.
I’m guessing he hadn’t seen After Earth.
13. He’s not afraid to take a fashion risk.
Whatchu know about rockin’ a wolf on your noggin?
14. He is addicted to social media.
As are we all.
15. He knows about the important things.
I volunteer as test subject!
16. He keeps it real.
17. He’s devoted to his job.
18. His pickup lines could use some work.
19. He’s not very athletic.
Raise your hand if you have bowled like this.
20. Finally, he knows how important it is to…
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