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    Top 5 TV Couples You Wanna Have A Threesome With

    There are some pretty badass couples on TV, old and new. Maybe I wanna get down & dirty with some of them? And maybe you should, too.

    5. Sookie & Eric

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    Out of the classic love triangle paradigm fell the sweetest vampire-human relationship on True Blood. Sookie nursed Eric back to health and as he grew stronger he only fell more in love with her. But that doesn't mean that what they were cooking was luke-warm. It was hot hOT HOT. Maybe it's Alexander Skaargard's puppy dog face, or maybe it's because Sookie was finally doing something right for once (c'mon, Eric is WAY hotter than Bill) but this couple definitely deserves a spot on this list

    4. Lois & Hal

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    Okay, hear me out: Malcolm in the Middle was a show about a family, but it wasn't necessarily family-friendly. Lois and Hal's sexual chemistry was palpable in every episode and often talked about on the show. This married couple LOVED each other and they were always gettin at it, the proof is in the FIVE CHILDREN they end up having. Jussayin'.

    3. Dan Humphrey & Blair Waldorf

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    Okay, okay...an odd paring at first, one that didn't even last the length of a season. But I always saw it coming and I was always rooting for it.

    Now getting to the juicy stuff.

    This couple would be rad in the sac. You've got Blair who thinks she is the bad bitch in charge, and then there is Dan who is so desperately trying to prove himself to everyone while also having a huge ego. It might be messy, but it'll be interesting. Just stay with me, please. It gets better from here...that's how countdowns work.

    2. Buffy & Spike

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    Okay, so the above picture is pretty PG for the situation I am about to delve into. Keep that in mind.

    All you to have to say to any Buffy fan is "Smashed" and they go weak in the knees. "Smashed" is the name of the episode in which Spike and Buffy *woohoo* for the first time in the ultimate throws of passion. Seriously though, they woohoo an entire house down.

    I highly recommend you check it out, even if you aren't a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan. That shit is on Netflix, y'all.

    Now I feel like there is some sort of Hellmouth joke to be made here...

    -sexy as hell(mouth)?

    -i'll give your mouth hell.

    ...I will come back to this later.

    1. Frank & Claire Underwood

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    Okay, yeah. Were you expecting any other couple at #1?

    If you were, you're wrong.

    And if you don't watch House of Cards, you are definitely wrong. But I am not here to nag you about your ever-expanding Netflix queue. I am here to tell you that this is by far the sexiest TV couple I have ever had grace my screen. They have power, they have Southern charm, and they don't care about anyone but each other. So while a threesome might not possible for this couple, there is not a soul on this earth the doesn't want a piece of this marriage.

    If I was the director of this show, I would tell all the other actor's that their character's subtext is sexual attraction towards the Underwoods. Because duh.

    "A great man once said, everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power."

    And what a power trip this sexual experience would be, amirite?

    Unfortunately, I have nothing left to say on the subject because I've been completely mesmerized by Kevin Spacey's sensual stare.

    You're welcome.

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