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28 Reasons Absolutely Everyone Hates Hamilton, Ontario

No wonder they call it the armpit of Ontario.

1. It goes without saying that Hamilton, Ontario is the worst.

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2. It's a hideous dump of steel and cement.

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3. All of the city's buildings are totally ugly.

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4. There definitely isn't any impressive or dramatic architecture.

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5. And the insides of the buildings don't feature any interesting design.

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6. Gore park is just an ugly pile of concrete in the middle of downtown.

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7. The residential streets lack any kind of aesthetic or charm.

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8. How do people live here?!

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9. They haven't kept up any of the charming older businesses.

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10. Just zero effort put into building any historical sites.

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11. You won't find any vibrant neighbourhoods at all.

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12. There are, like, no picturesque spots in the whole city.

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13. Like, was anyone even trying to make anything pretty?

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14. This must be where the zombie outbreak happens.

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15. Imagine having to go to school in Hamilton? Gross.

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16. Hamilton has a complete and utter lack of culture.

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17. And good luck finding a decent burger.

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18. You're definitely going to need a drink, but where could you possibly find a decent beer?

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19. It's a bad city for football fans.

20. I mean, if you hate nature, sure, go to Hamilton.

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21. Because there are literally no parks or nature trails to see.

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22. You won't spot any wildlife at all.

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23. Ugh. It's just steel, steel, and more steel.

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24. It's like a dystopian horror movie.

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25. It's all so disappointing.

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26. The whole city is a living nightmare.

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27. No wonder everyone hates it here.

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The view from Sam Lawrence Park.

28. Better just steer clear of Hamilton altogether. It's for the best.

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