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    18 Hilarious Women Who Are So Cool, I Wish I Were Friends With Them

    Please be my best friend.

    1. The woman who made damn sure she would not run out of candles:

    YALL. So, I went to bath and body works this morning to buy candles. I bought 9 and was like eh maybe this is too many. Then I looked over and the people next to me BOUGHT 90 CANDLES. Homegirl dropped A GRAND on candles before 8am. My hero.

    2. The mom who has totally aced the whole "parenting" thing:

    3. The grandma who wants to make sure her granddaughter is prepared for anything:

    My husband and I called my sweet, 85-year-old grandma to tell her I got a new job. She congratulated us, talked for a bit, and then hung up. Later she called me to say I should open a secret bank account and never tell my husband about it. My grandma is fierce.

    4. The woman who sent a cathartic survey to all the people who ghosted her:

    5. The girl who wrote to Steph Curry to point out a significant oversight:

    6. The girl who responded to a cat caller perfectly:

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    7. The woman who isn't above being a little petty to her ex:

    This girl I used to go out with is still using my Netflix and that's cool. She's watching Scandal and is currently on S7E12. Series finale is S7E18. Guess who's changing her password as soon as she gets to episode 17? Yep, it's Petty Labelle.

    8. Sweet, sweet Emma, who has no idea how to dab:

    happy holidays only to emma from teen jeopardy who didn’t know how to dab

    9. The woman who tried to do the blanket challenge on her dog:

    10. The girl who got detention for 100% doing the right thing:

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    11. Maureen Johnson, who has no patience for any other Maureen Johnsons:

    12. The woman who came up with this excellent diet:

    New fad diet: only eat things you can sing to the tune of “Alexander Hamilton”

    13. The woman who made the best purchase ever:

    14. The woman who met her future husband in the most romantic way:

    15. The woman who made sure her cousin's engagement photo looked perfect:

    My cousin’s boyfriend proposed to her but she didn’t have her nails done lmao

    16. The girl who I'm pretty sure started her own religion, and I want to join:

    17. The girl who wrote the best opening paragraph in literary history:

    My daughter has started a story and ‘Rebecca’ no longer has the greatest opening lines in literature.

    18. And, of course, Brenda:

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