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BuzzFeed Staff, Canada

Whatever it takes, nobody leaves Degrassi unscathed.

What Would Happen To You If You Went To Degrassi?

After your parents convert to a cult-like religion and label you a "suppressive person," you start living at the community centre where you fall in love with a girl with a rare but treatable disease who teaches you to embrace your talent for woodworking. But when you're driving to the Dot, you text her tell her you've been accepted to Banting University—and your car hits a pothole, you fly out the windshield (because you're not wearing your seatbelt), and you die a tragic death that teaches a lot of young people a valuable lesson about vehicle safety.

Texts while driving

After enduring three rounds of chemotherapy, you're shocked to find out you're still fertile. Now you and your significant other (who recently dropped out of school to support their young brother once their abusive dad went M.I.A.) have to navigate parenthood as well as adolescence. This made all the more complicated by the fact that drug dealers are threatening you, you're investigating a teen prostitution ring for the school newspaper, and your band is supposed to perform at the Battle of the Bands on Friday.

Becomes a teenage parent

You may have had a purpose when you first started school—heck, you may have even dated the guy responsible for putting Drake in that wheelchair—but after a couple of years, nobody really knows what to do with you. So make the most of that coma you've gone into, because once you wake up, you're being shipped off to private school, never to be seen again.

Transfers to private school

You escaped the cyber predator who stalked you online, and you took the Degrassi basketball team all the way to the championships even though your legs were amputated and you've been walking on state-of-the-art cybernetic limbs for the past six months. But just when it looks like things are going to get hot and heavy with the foreign exchange student with impetigo, those jerks from Lakehurst show up and stab you 87 times in the liver, spleen, heart, and butt. Tough break, dude.

Dies in a knife fight

There are hundreds of kids at Degrassi, but it seems like all the drama happens to the same ten kids—and you're not one of them. Sorry, dude, but you're doomed to be forever walking to class in the background while the interesting kids try ecstasy in the locker room. But hey, maybe one day you'll get to actually speak a word or two.

Boring extra

Yes, fine, you're Drake, OK? You're one of the most successful rappers in the world, you bring lint rollers to Raptors games, and you somehow get away with wearing a sweatsuit to the Much Music Video Awards. You did it. You won Degrassi.

Goes on to a successful rap career

You just can't leave this place behind, can you? You used to rule Degrassi as a teen, and now you rule it as an administrator, but that doesn't mean you're free from drama. Why don't you date one of your students' moms? And then have an affair with a colleague, too? You know, maybe it's time to get the Zit Remedy back together.

School Principal

What are you even doing here? Go back to your real school, where you're far less likely to get shot, develop a drug addiction, contract an STI, deal with sexual assault, or any other of a million terrible things that befall a typical Degrassi student. Run away while you still can!

What Would Happen To You If You Went To Degrassi?

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