back to top

17 Fucked-Up Advice Column Letters That'll Make You Say "REALLY?!"

Like the man who wanted a divorce because his son had asthma.

Posted on

1. The mother-of-the-bride who thinks a bridesmaid should be kicked out of the wedding party for having a limp.

HBO

2. The parents who lied about the fact that their daughter married another woman, and then wanted the two of them to have a do-over wedding AND for their daughter-in-law to pretend to be a man.

3. The guy who purposely peed his pants while driving because he was angry at his girlfriend.

FOX

4. The dad who only wanted to take two of his kids to Disney World, but not his son from a previous marriage.

He also didn't want that son to call him "Dad" and preferred to think of himself as a "fun uncle."
reddit.com

He also didn't want that son to call him "Dad" and preferred to think of himself as a "fun uncle."

CBS

6. The woman who refused to go to her 10-year-old son's invitational swim meet because the weather would be too hot, and besides, her son wouldn't remember her being there anyway, right?

As a result, her husband decided he wanted a separation, while she couldn't understand why her kids didn't like going to political rallies or Pottery Barn with her.
reddit.com

As a result, her husband decided he wanted a separation, while she couldn't understand why her kids didn't like going to political rallies or Pottery Barn with her.

TBS

7. The man who got angry that his girlfriend would rather save a puppy from a burning building than the last surviving copy of Shakespeare's collected works.

FOX

8. The man who wanted to divorce his wife because their son has asthma, and only wants visitation with their daughter.

9. The woman who, after five years with her boyfriend, still didn't want to include him in family events.

She said she didn't consider the relationship "serious" enough yet.
reddit.com

She said she didn't consider the relationship "serious" enough yet.

NBC

10. The future sister-in-law who demanded that her sibling's wedding be postponed until she could get breast augmentation surgery.

Lionsgate

11. The teenager who wanted to sue his mom for taking away concert tickets as a punishment for his bad grades.

Comedy Central

12. The grown man who wanted to sue his mom for selling his stuff too cheaply at a garage sale (which she was doing as a favor in the first place).

He was also unemployed and lived in her house rent-free.
np.reddit.com

He was also unemployed and lived in her house rent-free.

HBO

13. The employee who doesn't think they deserved to be fired for harassing a coworker on Facebook.

NBCUniversal

14. The guy who forbid his girlfriend from getting a tree frog for the house, because her love of animals was "childish" and she needed to "grow up."

She eventually dumped him, which is when he revealed that IT WASN'T EVEN HIS HOUSE.
iy.reddit.com

She eventually dumped him, which is when he revealed that IT WASN'T EVEN HIS HOUSE.

Netflix

15. The absentee parents who were angry that their daughter wouldn't go on a weekend trip with them because her boyfriend's dad was in the hospital.

Universal

16. The boss who took their employee's car without asking, then fired the employee for reporting the car stolen.

NBC

17. And finally, the guy who ghosted his girlfriend of THREE YEARS by LEAVING THE COUNTRY, and a decade later, he discovered that the same girlfriend was to become his new boss.

NBC
The best things at three price points