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    17 Valentine's Day Cards For People Who Hate All That Mushy Stuff

    "It's remarkable how long we've tolerated each other."

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    1. For the love realist.

    2. For those who prefer the bare minimum.

    3. For those with good standards.

    4. For those who like flowery language, if not flowery feelings.

    5. For the brutally honest.

    6. For fans of The Office.

    7. For those who might have some unresolved resentment.

    8. For those who love poetry.

    9. For those who get straight to the point.

    10. For those who get friendly after a drink or two.

    11. For those in long-term relationships.

    12. For those who appreciate life's little pleasures.

    13. For those who aren't great at compliments.

    14. For any Ron Swanson fans.

    15. For those who know who the real love of their life is.

    16. For those who can't sleep at night.

    17. And for those who are secretly kind of romantic.

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