1. A flexible holder to keep your sponge from sitting in the filth (no offense) that is the bottom of your kitchen sink. This non-slip elastic stays put, has a perforated base for water drainage, and doesn't take up too much space.
2. A resin hexagon coaster capable of taking your breath away with every slam of a coffee mug. Who knew protecting the surface of your Ikea table could be so, well, pretty?

3. A calligraphy guide book for anyone looking to improve their penmanship *or* eventually create their own Etsy shop. These easy-to-follow instructions will turn doodles and scribbles into a work of legible art.

4. Bottle Bright cleaning tablets to quickly remove all that funky, gross, probably-starting-to-smell build-up in your favourite water bottle. These are biodegradable, chlorine-free, and require absolutely NO effort or scrubbing.

5. A plant-based gel cream that works OT to tame pesky flyaways that no amount of brushing can get rid of. The best part? This formula is nongreasy, completely transparent, and the mascara wand makes it super easy to apply.

6. A nonslip bristle brush for a safer, more efficient way to clean expensive cutlery (*chest swells with pride at the thought of having a fancy knife set*). A wrap-around design scrubs two sides at once, plus this ultimately saves you money because you won't have to continuously replace torn dish sponges.
7. A Maybelline black mascara for volume, volume, and did I mention volume? One swipe of this clump-free formula means long, feathery lashes that look astonishingly natural.
8. Planner stickers that let you keep track of your period in a foolproof way. No longer will that ~time of the month~ turn into questions of "but wait, is it supposed to be that time of the month?"

9. A Poo-Pourri toilet spray that is your new #1 (*ahem* not #2) when it comes to eliminating...odours. Spray this essential oil and real gold nanoparticle blend into the toilet before getting down to business; all smells will be trapped and no evidence will be left behind. Really. We promise.

10. A microfibre duster to turn cleaning into, dare I say, an enjoyable chore!? This traps dust particles with every swipe — and seeing all that gunk accumulate will be more satisfying than you can imagine. *begins to nervous sweat at the thought of when I last dusted*
11. A set of drink markers to keep tabs on which glass is yours, *plus* make for a fantastic conversation starter. The only trouble will be who calls dibs on Chad.

12. Plastic closure clips to prevent your favourite snack from going stale a mere two minutes after being opened. These chips — er, I mean clips — are one of those things that you should probably already own, but inexplicably don't.

13. Hydrocolloid Cosrx pimple patches that speed up the ~draining process~, but more importantly? They 👏 prevent 👏 picking 👏. If you're looking for a no-frills way to stop cystic acne in its evil tracks, these transparent stickers are the way to go.


14. Miracle-Gro food spikes you'll appreciate if you love plants, but a) weren't blessed with the advantage of a green thumb, and b) laziness is one of your defining features. These slowly release micronutrients into soil for up to two months, thus allowing indoor plants to thrive.

15. A magnetic bookmark to encourage even the most stubborn page-folder (guilty as charged) into someone who doesn't destroy a novel for the sake of remembering their place. Now let's all appreciate the below pun together: "To bee continued."

16. Silicone brushes that are an absolute necessity for every skincare aficionado out there. This lets you slather on that thick mud mask without getting your hands covered in said mud mask, plus it prevents you from picking up (and wasting) excess product which means money saved.

17. A wine stain remover so you can fix all the accidents waiting to happen, cc: spilling red wine on your white tee. Dinner shouldn't be spent stewing in the remnants of your vino, and that's where this stuff comes in.

18. A set of satin pillowcases that'll add a whole new meaning to the phrase "beauty sleep." Snoozing on this will reduce bedhead, extend your blowout, and prevent hair breakage — all while you're catching up on some much-needed shut-eye.

19. A tissue box cover that looks like it would line shop shelves of a modern art museum. Tissue holding aside, some reviewers even use this ~$5 product as a planter!

20. Silicone rain boots that you'll definitely use through rain or shine. This silly-but-functional tool props up your phone and turns everything from joining Zoom calls to watching tutorials into a hands-free breeze.

21. A tiny knife sharpener because that knife of yours can barely slice through bread, let alone a steak. This features two sharpening options (coarse and fine), and is designed with a nonslip base to ensure that it stays put whilst in use.


22. A microwave steam cleaner to finally (and I mean finally) rid your microwave of the caked-on dinner that's been there since about, oh, last year. Simply fill this handy device with vinegar, let 'er run for five to seven minutes, wipe, and done.

23. A drawer organizer designed to let you stack your silverware, because kitchen real estate is not something we have. This helps maximize every single inch of space and keeps your forks looking sleek and organized.

24. A pair of grooming gloves that are the ideal two-fer: you can pet your pup or cat while also getting rid of excess fur. This glove even stimulates skin oils, promotes a softer and shinier coat, and can be thrown into the wash when it needs a deep clean itself. Prepare for some riveting before and after photos.

25. No-tie Lock Laces to prevent all "oh crap my shoes are untied and I'm going to trip on this run" fiascoes. These babies are durable, adjustable, and conform to your foot for a personalized feel.

