Buzz·Posted on Nov 24, 201717 Tweets That Show Twitter Is A Very, Very Strange Place Indeed"Someone who works at a bank will tweet amazing jokes and the funniest comedian you know will tweet 'today I had an egg.'"by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Hippo @InternetHippo Date: Do you have any hobbies? Me: Yes every day I log on to a website that poisons my mind and soul 10:56 PM - 04 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. 𝐧𝐚𝐫𝐚 @yeIIowdanieI twitter culture is seeing a retweeted tweet on your timeline, going to the account, and finding that tweet so you d… https://t.co/gLIrPfBPn2 10:10 PM - 12 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad me on twitter: hit me with a car lol me on job apps: im a self starter & team player who doesnt fantasize about getting run over by a car! 07:34 PM - 21 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Bolin @colingotjokes I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be… https://t.co/rTwNNBdNIG 12:02 AM - 13 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon THERAPIST: if his twitter going away made you happy, why not just leave twitter ME: [mentally drafting a tweet re: this exchange] yea maybe 11:19 PM - 02 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. beth mccoll @imteddybless [cool person follows me] me: ok I gotta bring my A game now it's only good tweets from here me 5 mins later: horses r just big dogs ? 10:16 AM - 15 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Nathan Usher @thenatewolf Twitter is cool cuz someone who works at a bank will tweet amazing jokes and the funniest comedian you know will tweet "today I had an egg" 05:33 PM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. diego @shadesof666 me deleting my tweets about my mental breakdown the morning after 09:17 PM - 05 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. gettingbeatlikeyoustolesomething @gblyss you guys ever have a tweet that underperforms commercially but then like two really cool people on the timeline fav… https://t.co/QVZ5XjjWkz 03:57 AM - 11 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. jhon typo name @dearjhonletter Well, well, well, if it isn't the guy from Twitter that told me to go fuck myself 05:13 AM - 28 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Rob Manuel @robmanuel The Twitter experience perfectly encapsulated in two tweets 11:49 PM - 10 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. سارة ماهر عبد الحميد عبد الغني ياسين سمارة العتيبي @sarayasin a "ok, but would you say that IRL" button would maybe make Twitter 15.2% less of a dumpster 10:38 AM - 29 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 14. jd @jdisblack Before twitter i found actual jokes funny but now this is what i find funny 03:50 AM - 31 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Mark Harris @MarkHarrisNYC Us: Twitter is garbage. This place is a cesspool. Twitter: Here are some more characters. Us: Why would you ruin perfection? 09:27 PM - 26 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. gonzoaa @gonzoaa I miss 2012 Twitter when everything used to be jokes. You could roast on someone & they would roast back. Now you j… https://t.co/yPa2wL63F6 11:01 PM - 14 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Miriam Kramer @mirikramer I think we can all agree that Twitter Twitter is the worst Twitter. 09:01 PM - 07 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite