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17 Tweets That Show Twitter Is A Very, Very Strange Place Indeed

"Someone who works at a bank will tweet amazing jokes and the funniest comedian you know will tweet 'today I had an egg.'"

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Date: Do you have any hobbies? Me: Yes every day I log on to a website that poisons my mind and soul

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twitter culture is seeing a retweeted tweet on your timeline, going to the account, and finding that tweet so you d… https://t.co/gLIrPfBPn2

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me on twitter: hit me with a car lol me on job apps: im a self starter & team player who doesnt fantasize about getting run over by a car!

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I forgot you cant make depression jokes outside of twitter lmao my coworker was like “you ready for this year to be… https://t.co/rTwNNBdNIG

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THERAPIST: if his twitter going away made you happy, why not just leave twitter ME: [mentally drafting a tweet re: this exchange] yea maybe

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[cool person follows me] me: ok I gotta bring my A game now it's only good tweets from here me 5 mins later: horses r just big dogs ?

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Twitter is cool cuz someone who works at a bank will tweet amazing jokes and the funniest comedian you know will tweet "today I had an egg"

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me deleting my tweets about my mental breakdown the morning after

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you guys ever have a tweet that underperforms commercially but then like two really cool people on the timeline fav… https://t.co/QVZ5XjjWkz

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Well, well, well, if it isn't the guy from Twitter that told me to go fuck myself

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The Twitter experience perfectly encapsulated in two tweets

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a "ok, but would you say that IRL" button would maybe make Twitter 15.2% less of a dumpster

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Before twitter i found actual jokes funny but now this is what i find funny

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Us: Twitter is garbage. This place is a cesspool. Twitter: Here are some more characters. Us: Why would you ruin perfection?

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I miss 2012 Twitter when everything used to be jokes. You could roast on someone & they would roast back. Now you j… https://t.co/yPa2wL63F6

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I think we can all agree that Twitter Twitter is the worst Twitter.

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