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My coworker told me he got banned from a bar when he lived in North Dakota back in 1973 and didn’t try going back t… https://t.co/mWcbZ3QQb5
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It was a quiet car ride
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Night night
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Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning
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This went from “wow that’s pretty neat” to “WTF ITS ALIVE” real quick
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Me: *dies* People to my boyfriend: it's okay to get back out there, she'd want you to move on Me in heaven:
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don’t say anything just rt
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so doggy school exists and this little guy is so excited to go 😫
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I'm still shook
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My mom just sent me this of my dad
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me on a bad day
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My dog's ear is like the perfect picture to show your hairdresser if you want beachy waves and caramel highlights
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Anyone can cook
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Watching people return this dropped hat at the parade today was unreasonably thrilling
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Bill Nye just walked into our elevator while I was snap chatting..
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[concert] SINGER: hows everyone doin tonight CROWD: woo ME (from the back in a normal speaking voice): it's actually been a tough few months
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1970: By 2017 we will have flying cars 2017:
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the 4 followers that always retweet/like your tweets
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when she says she only dates good boys
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Don't buy iPhone X.
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she took the midnight train going anywhere
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Thank you Amazon.
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I JUST WANTED A VIDEO OF THE CATS PLAYING AND THEN ?!!!??
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Thanks for the clarification, Dad.
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"Wow 3 tattoos.. those are pretty permanent you know" Me: wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL
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Uber driver: ........... Me: .......... Uber driver: .......... Me: 5 stars.
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Some baby on this plane is singing the ABCs all out of order and a guy just shouted "yes girl remix!!"
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Just know I woke up n found my dog doing this......
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this is the only good skate vid i have seen in my entire life
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Not really how I imagined the second coming
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Cashier: Sorry for your wait! We're short staffed Millennial: It's fine! Don't worry! 😁 Middle Aged Woman:
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I'm ☠️☠️☠️ yall lol 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 & can't STOP laughing at all!!!
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Lmao dude on Facebook said he been waiting 4 hours for the P to fall so he could sue Walmart
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"but you said your 5 mins away" First of all I didn't say where I'm 5 mins away from