1. They claim there aren't any opportunities:
2. They just refuse to do the work to succeed:
3. Millennials just fritter away the money they do have:
"millenials spend all their money on luxuries!" says the generation that insists on having expensive sets of "good" plates as well as regular plates as if anyone gives a shit.
4. Millennials are just so sensitive:
5. They always spend all their time on their phones:
6. And they never go outside!
7. They refuse to spend money on the things that matter:
Sorry, I was too busy paying $485 for a campus parking pass. https://t.co/zwFzGPwRoq
8. They think they should just be handed everything:
9. Millennials refuse to eat food!!!
10. And they keep demanding a "living wage":
11. Millennials just think they deserve whatever they want:
the people calling millennials ‘entitled’ are the same people who demand to speak to a manager because their expired coupons aren’t being accepted
12. Millennials are sponging off the rest of us!
13. They don't care about family:
ALTERNATE HEADLINE: Y'all fucked up the economy so badly that we can't focus on marriage and kids because we're struggling to afford to live https://t.co/9Ld5DWFSN0
14. And it's millennials who completely ignore the privileges that have been bestowed upon them:
This dude got his start by borrowing $34,000 off his grandfather yet he wants to lecture others about their spending habits. Okay dude https://t.co/hWu4o6wjiz
15. Really, millennials just have it too easy in the real world:
16. And if they'd just do what the older generations ask them to, everything would be fine:
17. They are E-N-T-I-T-L-E-D:
Shes full of shit. Young people don't expect for things to happen "like that". They expect to at least be able to find a job after graduating and being 80K in debt, not having to move back in w/ their parents,not having insurance, not having any foreseeable chance of retiring.... https://t.co/S0zLymJqyq
18. And they're clearly the greatest threat to continuing our way of life:
"millennials killed department stores" baby boomers killed the polar bears but right right right my deepest apologies to jc penny
19. Millennials refuse to SUPPORT the ECONOMY:
I gotta pay to get in. Pay for gas. Pay for drinks. Pay for food. AND have to work in the morning tomorrow? Keep it. https://t.co/cM7spLEARK
20. The problem is with them, not with their employers:
21. And they're certainly not screwed no matter how much or how little they do:
22. Millennials just keep causing problems:
23. Frankly, millennials demand too much, and they want everyone to be kind and respectable. It's disgusting.
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