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    Updated on Feb. 21, 2020. Posted on Feb. 19, 2020

    17 Things You Can Buy Because You're An Adult And Make Your Own Decisions

    It's your money, what's stopping you?

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    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. An enormous, five-pound bag of gummy bears, because you're financially independent and can buy your own candy, Halloween be damned.

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    You should click through and read some of the dang novel-length reviews some people are leaving. People are passionate about these gummies! Maybe it's because they're softer than other brands and have 12 (!!!) flavours.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $26.50.

    2. Mystical Fire — a cool invention that turns your boring old fire into a rainbow fire. Camping has never felt so rave-like.

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    Get a two-pack from Amazon Canada for $7.49.

    3. An infectious disease colouring book oozing with hours of gross relaxation. This purchase is nothing to sneeze at.

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    It has over 35 pages filled with icky stuff like flesh eating bacteria and parasitic worms.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $12.91.

    4. A Felix the Cat or Groot figure to add to your ever growing collection of Funko Pop! dolls. Listen....listen.... if my uncle thought Beanie Babies were a sound investment, then you shouldn't feel a second of guilt for adding just ooooone more cutie pie figure to your hoard.

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    Get Felix for $13.21 or Groot for $14.75 from Amazon Canada.

    5. A pretty privacy window film that refracts incoming light with some dazzling results. You can fill your home with whatever you like, so it might as well be rainbows.

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    See BuzzFeed's full write-up of this rainbow window film.

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $15.99+ (available in eight sizes).

    6. A somewhat rude sticker to encourage your road rage.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $4.49.

    7. A pet stroller so you can take your pet iguana for a walk and startle people in the park.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $79.99.

    8. A PlayStation-shaped wallet to keep all of your hard-earned cash and EB Games gift cards.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $26.94.

    9. A purrfectly adorable spoon almost as fun as those colour-changing ones that came in cereal boxes.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $3.96.

    10. A throw pillow cover I think you'll find bear-y relatable.

    Pick up a pillow insert here!

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $2.69 (available in six sizes and 20 designs/patterns).

    11. A breakfast sandwich maker that cooks every part of the sandwich at once and then neatly stacks them together so you can skip the line at your local deli.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $39.58.

    12. A pack of toaster bags so you can get your grilled cheese fix without waiting around to flip your sandwich in a pan.

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    End the agony of constantly peeking under your bread to see if it's ready yet. It never is! It's either completely untoasted or inedibly burnt.

    Get three from Amazon Canada for $8.75.

    13. A dip clip so you can be in complete control of how much sauce is getting on your food.

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    This lil' dude has a 1/3-cup capacity.

    Get a set of four from Amazon Canada for $4.99.

    14. A wall suction that you can fill with peanut butter so your dog will have something to distract themselves with from the unimaginable horror of bath time.

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    Freeze before use so it takes Fido longer to lick up all the peanut-y goodness. And get the cool hand-washer shown in the picture here!

    Get it from Amazon Canada for $15.02.

    15. A sweet little cast iron pan for tiny meals and treats. Less to clean means more time to enjoy your pan-cooked brownie.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $7.88+ (available in eight sizes).

    16. A self-cleaning litter box, because if robots are gonna steal all our jobs, they might as well start with the worst ones.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $199.99.

    17. And a miniature wacky waving inflatable tube man in case you wanna grow up to be a used Hot Wheels salesman and need something to draw in new customers.

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    Get it from Amazon Canada for $11.34.

    Here's to being impulsive and unsupervised.

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