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17 Times Twitter Understood Your Personal Relationship To Swiss Chalet

"Somebody ordered pasta at Swiss Chalet so I've called the police."

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1. On rituals:

Get home. Take pants off. Order Swiss Chalet. Put pants back on to get the door. Take pants off. Eat ribs in your underwear. End.

2. On extra costs:

Hey @swisschalet how much would it be to have a Swiss Chalet installed in my bedroom. Take your time, do the math I can wait...

3. On breakups:

When you try and end things with Swiss chalet

4. On special meals:

Each Swiss Chalet Festive Special sold in Canada comes with an extra 1.3 hours spent in the bathroom

5. On crime:

Somebody ordered pasta at Swiss Chalet so I've called the police.

6. On restaurant locations:

Ok google maps when I searched "Swiss chalet" I didn't expect this

7. On song lyrics:

Work on my song "I'm At The Combination Swiss Chalet and Harvey's" is going poorly (rhythm problems)

8. On quality:

9. On tipping practices:

"Watch me tip and watch me pay-pay, watch me tip, tip, watch me pay-pay," she said at Swiss Chalet. "Ma'am, GET THE FUCK OUT."

10. On the morning after:

when your drunk af at swiss chalet #tbtoafterprom @maddimac_ @ChelseaaDubross

11. On competition:

Anyone else living in constant fear of the inevitable Swiss Chalet vs. St. Hubert chicken gang war?

12. On expectations:

When mom texts u 2 tell u she has Swiss chalet waiting 4 u when u get home

13. On bullying:

Guys, am I being cyber-bullied by Swiss Chalet?

14. On disappointment:

When ya mom says no to Swiss Chalet

15. On unfortunate events:

70% of Canadian families haven't been to Swiss Chalet since Dad's incident

16. On life after death:

When i die soon, Swiss Chalet me into four different meals

17. On past relationships: