1. On rituals:
Get home. Take pants off. Order Swiss Chalet. Put pants back on to get the door. Take pants off. Eat ribs in your underwear. End.
2. On extra costs:
Hey @swisschalet how much would it be to have a Swiss Chalet installed in my bedroom. Take your time, do the math I can wait...
3. On breakups:
When you try and end things with Swiss chalet
4. On special meals:
Each Swiss Chalet Festive Special sold in Canada comes with an extra 1.3 hours spent in the bathroom
5. On crime:
Somebody ordered pasta at Swiss Chalet so I've called the police.
6. On restaurant locations:
Ok google maps when I searched "Swiss chalet" I didn't expect this
7. On song lyrics:
Work on my song "I'm At The Combination Swiss Chalet and Harvey's" is going poorly (rhythm problems)
8. On quality:
9. On tipping practices:
"Watch me tip and watch me pay-pay, watch me tip, tip, watch me pay-pay," she said at Swiss Chalet. "Ma'am, GET THE FUCK OUT."
10. On the morning after:
when your drunk af at swiss chalet #tbtoafterprom @maddimac_ @ChelseaaDubross
11. On competition:
Anyone else living in constant fear of the inevitable Swiss Chalet vs. St. Hubert chicken gang war?
12. On expectations:
When mom texts u 2 tell u she has Swiss chalet waiting 4 u when u get home
13. On bullying:
Guys, am I being cyber-bullied by Swiss Chalet?
14. On disappointment:
When ya mom says no to Swiss Chalet
15. On unfortunate events:
70% of Canadian families haven't been to Swiss Chalet since Dad's incident
16. On life after death:
When i die soon, Swiss Chalet me into four different meals
17. On past relationships:
