1. This majestic stallion.
Those muscles. That mane. Take me out for Italian food and detail your haircare regimen to me.
2. This buff kangaroo.
3. This magnificent lion.
4. This muscular tiger.
This tiger looks like he can out-pushup any fuckboy at the gym.
5. This brilliant leucistic Indian peacock.
7. This leggy maned wolf.
It's as though a red fox put on a pair of thigh-high boots and is working it.
8. This noble Utonigan.
So wise. So still. So covered in fur that looks like a hipster's winter coat.
9. This pensive-looking jaguar.
10. This smirking grey wolf.
11. Shabani the gorilla.
東山動物園に行ってきました♪ この暑いのにｗ シャバーニくんは確かにイケメンでイクメンでした。
Tall, dark, brooding. What deep secrets lie behind those ponderous eyes?
12. This sensitive Siberian husky.
This husky would have a hot cup of cocoa ready for you at the end of a long day.
13. This shining swallow-tailed hummingbird.
14. This colourful poison dart frog.
15. This contemplative cat.
This cat would ignore you for weeks, then show up with a poem it had written about your hair.
16. This smooth lizard.
You can almost hear him asking, "Come here often?"
17. This impressive cougar.
18. And this mysterious zebra.
He could use some blending advice from the panther, but otherwise: Perfection.