1.
The person who got owned by science:
2.
The person who failed the test:
3.
The person who got an explanation, just not the one they wanted:
4.
The person who received a multi-level burn:
5.
The person who got a wrong number call:
6.
The guy who tried to shoot his shot:
7.
The person who needed to find a new date for Halloween:
8.
This man who was destroyed with math:
9.
The person who found a new relationship:
10.
The person who should have known James Blunt gives zero fucks:
11.
The person whose mother gave them life, then totally wrecked them:
12.
The grandchild who was roasted by their own grandma:
13.
And yet another grandkid totally burned by their grandmother:
14.
The person whose burn was short and sweet:
15.
The person who received this brutal pun:
16.
The person who got one-upped by a baby.
17.
The person who could only have been burned like this on October 10th:
18.
The person who probably thought banking puns were a safe bet:
19.
The person who kinda asked for it:
20.
The person who couldn't compete with a vibrator:
21.
And finally, the person who go so thoroughly destroyed by Arnold Schwarzenegger that they may never recover:
