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16 Unbelievably Rude Texts From Canadian Winter

"I know where you lost that one glove, but I'm not going to tell you where."

1. When it's time to get up:

2. When you're getting dressed:

3. When you're trying to look your best:

4. When you're in a hurry:

5. When you can't ignore that notification sound:

6. When you're just trying to stay in contact:

7. When you're looking stylish:

8. When you can't seem to retrace your steps:

9. When the air is working against you:

10. When you just want to get home:

11. When you finally finished your chores:

12. When you have the sniffles:

13. When you've cultivated other relationships:

14. When you think you see the light at the end of the tunnel:

15. When you have seasonal amnesia:

16. When you're so goddamned gullible: