Instead of learning stuff, read this!
Colin Mochrie + Ryan Stiles 4EVA.
This is going to give you emotional whiplash.
All dogs have sweet faces, and here are just a few of them.
They're entitled as hell.
To all the snacks I've loved before.
I'm not crying, you're crying.
"I paid $97 to learn that my gecko won't eat anything because he's too horny."
"FaceTime with the pot of water so it doesn't boil over while you watch TV in the other room."
What are the odds?
"English isn't a language, it's three languages stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat."
"Our scariest president was probably Rushmore, because he had four heads."
All dogs are good dogs, but some dogs are weirder than others.
When you finally put down that book you're reading, check out these tweets.
If you're having any kind of bad day, these pictures will help.
Nothing bothers these pups.
Treat yo' self to some very expensive stuff.
Why is the shower in the living room?!
A cat: *touches me with its small hand* Me: *eyes tearing up* Thank you.
This is by no means a definitive list.