Buzz·Posted on Jul 4, 201924 Jokes That Are So True, You'll Be Mad You Didn't Think Of Them First"I've been hitting 'remind me tomorrow' on a computer update for the last 68 years."by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Sandstone @quartzen The sense of time I have as a millennial is so weird... 1970: About 30 years ago 1980: About 20 years ago 1990: About 10 years ago 2000: About 10 years ago 2010: About 1,000 years ago 2016: About 10,000 years ago 2018: About 1,000 years ago Last week: About 1,000 years ago 06:19 PM - 02 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Mark Magark @markedly Me: how do I do my taxes Public School: shut the fuck up and square dance 02:39 AM - 25 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Tessa Violet @TessaViolet literally no one: me: are you mad at me? 10:42 PM - 17 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. 🏳️🌈 ʙʀɪɢʜᴛsɪᴅᴇ 🏳️🌈 @Raelet how I, a millennial, filter spam calls: -if my phone rings, it's spam 09:59 PM - 28 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Lord @krazyleader person: *says something really sweet* me: *reads it over and over for a month* 08:40 PM - 29 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Natalie @jbfan911 me before going through security at airport: what if i accidentally have a gun 06:05 PM - 21 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. summer goth 🦇 @NicCageMatch I've been hitting "remind me tomorrow" on a computer update for the last 68 years. 04:29 PM - 26 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Mark Harris @MarkHarrisNYC All I want is a complicated, interesting, rich TV series that I can follow while doing something else and occasionally leaving the room. 04:09 AM - 09 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Deirdre @figgled Start of cleaning: I am a calm minimalist earth goddess 10 minutes later: Marie Kondo can suck my left titty I love my numerous towers of dusty junk that have given me depression 09:19 AM - 08 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Anna M @helgagrace In my experience, adulthood is mostly piling stuff up on surfaces and then eventually having to clean off those surfaces 02:57 PM - 24 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Julieanne Smolinski @BoobsRadley Crazy that every person in front of you at an ATM has never used an ATM before 02:35 AM - 11 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman me: wow I can’t wait to keep an open mind on this murder podcast [a man who has refused to be interviewed is introduced into the story] me: it was fucken him 04:52 PM - 08 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. jacob @jacob_derodes anyone who was a “pleasure to have in class” has an anxiety disorder now 11:05 PM - 23 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. jake @squidslippers girls named megan are the worst because there are infinity ways to spell megan and every girl named megan is the kind of girl who gets extremely offended when you spell her name wrong. "uhhh it's meaghaheahn, dumass!" ok sorry maugenst please forgive me and also leave 08:34 PM - 27 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. kelly @kelkatcox Is your dad really your dad if he doesn’t say “who?” after talking about any of your friends even if he’s known them for literally 7 years?? 10:37 PM - 15 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. maroon // 49 days @ohhchunky if bohemian rhapsody starts playing and the person you’re with doesn’t start singing along and at least attempt the different voices, you really need to leave them alone. You just don’t need that kind of negativity in your life. 12:23 PM - 01 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad The most important thing I've learned in life, and I can't stress this enough: you gotta make a salad in a bigger bowl than you think 11:20 PM - 14 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom me at 16: leave me alone mom im an adult me at 23: mom if u dont come to the dentist with me ill end my shit 03:28 AM - 19 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. im 💛 @Imaaannmoooss I’m impressed with how ugly I’m willing to look in public these days 03:44 PM - 22 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Harrison 9⃣ @harriweinreb computer: "save this image as 6606499f1e5c84d7c30.png?" me: "yea” 04:15 PM - 26 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. common sad girl @sadgirlkms does anyone remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isnt hostile” 03:32 PM - 19 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Lisa Kelly @xlisaloo Was speaking to a nurse on placement and she’s like “do you ever feel like you use all your niceness at work and then when you get home you’re not nice to anyone in the house” and I couldn’t relate anymore if I tried 😭 08:25 PM - 11 Nov 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Katherine Locke @Bibliogato Things I Was Disappointed To Find Out Were True As An Adult: 1. I do feel better when I eat salad vs snack food as a meal 2. 8 hrs of sleep really does help my mood 3. Sitting in a chair vs flopping on a couch is better for my productivity 4. Drinking plain water is essential 05:47 PM - 26 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Brit Bennett @britrbennett Adult culture is just walking around constantly astounded by how much everything costs 06:39 PM - 02 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite