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    Octopuses Are Terrifyingly Smart And Are Definitely Going To Take Over The World

    I, for one, welcome our new octopus overlords.

    Consider the octopus: the slippery, slimy, tentacled bad-ass of the sea.

    Cool to look at? Yes. Probable future ruler of the human race? Also yes.

    For one, they have no bones, so they can pretty much get out of any prison:

    Not only that, but they're also EXTREMELY intelligent, as several Tumblr users discussed:

    And that's not all:

    Also, octopuses are not immune to drama:

    They're also not afraid of their own sexuality:

    "Oh, but I'm not worried, because octopuses don't walk on land!" THINK AGAIN, YOU STUPID FOOL:

    So, octopuses are powerful, super smart, they can walk on land, and they're already annoyed that we keep them in aquariums. In short: humanity is screwed.

    Enjoy your octopus-less life while you can, everyone.