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    Updated on Feb 24, 2019. Posted on Feb 23, 2019

    16 Mind-Blowing Tweets From This Week That You'll Wanna Retweet Immediately

    "My son saw a cemetery and said, 'That's where they plant ghosts.'"

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    This is a Pikachu made of butter that I saw in Istanbul. I cannot stop thinking about it.

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    If You See Something (a dog wearing a tie), Say Something ("hello handsome").

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    Reminder that the Los Angeles federal courthouse has a statue of Abraham Lincoln where he's a shirtless young stud suggestively tugging at his waistband like a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model:

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    TRUE FACT OF THE DAY: When falcon breeders want to breed falcons, they wear special falcon sex hats. The hat encourages the falcon to shag the breeder's head and collects the falcon sperm, which can then be artificially inseminated. I'll say that again: FALCON SEX HATS.

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    Hello my name is Paul, I have a PhD in physics and thanks to a random brain freeze forgot the word for photon so had to call it a “shiny crumb” in front of my colleagues 😐

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    my son saw a cemetery and said “that’s where they plant ghosts”

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    Twitter is wild because the dumbest people are like “Mayhaps you have slandered me with that ad hominem” and the smartest people are like “my dog is a chonky boi”

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    My bf was slow cooking ribs and I guess they were done in the middle of the night. So this man wakes me up at 3 AM and goes “here babe, I brought you a rib.” So we sat in bed and ate ribs. I’ve found my soulmate.

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    Parents hella creative 😂😂😂lmao got her goofy ass 💀

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    I WATCHED THE MOST WHOLESOME AND FUNNY VIDEO ON FACEBOOK TODAY THAT NEEDED TO BE SHARED

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    You: "I'm only 35, I have my whole life ahead of me." Sports Broadcaster: "Here comes the oldest player in the league. He's 32. A miracle."

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    My child asked me what an encyclopedia is and, so help me god, I said “like if you printed out wikipdedia and made it into an alphabetized book”

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    At age 23, Oprah was fired from her first reporting job At age 30, Harrison Ford was a carpenter Morgan Freeman landed his first major movie role at age 52 They all had time Because climate change wasn't as pressing an issue for their generation You? Probably no time.

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    My eight-year-old is battling her uncle in a prank war. Last night she delivered this devastating blow.

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    good morning to everyone but especially the woman in the crosswalk on my way to work who didn’t like that someone honked at her to hurry so she stopped and did a couple jumping jacks

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    BuzzFeed is selling all your quiz data. If you were wondering what Ninja Turtle you were in 2011 and got "Michelangelo," good luck getting a mortgage now.

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