Parents·Posted on Aug 3, 201850 Tweets You're Gonna Love If You Have A Kid Or Know A Kid"I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed 'Yay! TWO Christmases!' from the other room."by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Brendan Greeley @bhgreeley Having studied my habits and preferences, my daughter hacked my attention this morning for her political agenda 02:04 PM - 21 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. ѕυgαr @_sarahcoates get you someone who looks at you the way my brother looks at potatoes 04:45 AM - 16 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Bottlerocket @bottlerocket My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. It makes everyone uncomfortable. 05:54 PM - 25 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️ @PurestInNoSense My son got his report card today and academically he did well but his teacher wrote a note specifying “ he needs to use kind words with friends “ . I asked him about it and he said “ My friends are dumb and they need to know “ 01:31 AM - 24 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. rellybo @_RellOnline Why my little sister choose to be the chicken from Moana instead of just being Moana 😐😂❤️ 06:11 PM - 31 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Paul Ford @ftrain My son just traded a chicken tender to my daughter in exchange for a bite of burger and now they're quietly chanting “Meat for meat.” 05:33 PM - 17 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. mum @TheMilfGod LMFAOOOOOOOOO I just walked in on my son eating wings in the bathtub 😭😭😭 08:29 PM - 10 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Alissa Nutting @AlissaNutting My daughter started crying at the dentist office bc the dentist “is a boy” and the dentist said “sorry, there are no girl dentists at this office” & my daughter looked at me & said “why did we come here.” 10:41 PM - 16 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Robert McGregor @ID_R_McGregor My daughter and her friends have grown up to refer to commercials of any kind as "Skip Ads". Usage Example: "I saw this really funny kitten in a skip ad yesterday." https://t.co/Pj5VPwiKeX 03:00 PM - 03 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. asia @asialbx My daughter asked me how to spell my name so she can write it down, then hands this to me. Y’all.......... tell me this isn’t a grave https://t.co/vH0hQMRCUm 12:35 AM - 24 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Mason Cross @MasonCrossBooks My daughter actually submitted this feedback at school. Not sure if I should ground her or buy her ice cream... 10:22 AM - 25 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Arianna Models @AriannaModels My little sister came home crying “ they keep saying I look like cardi B “ I LOST ITTTT 😂😂😂😂😂😂 04:48 PM - 23 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. muva tae🕊 @otaaee i asked my 8 yr old sister what she wanted to b when she grew up & she said “i actually dnt wanna b anything”. & when i asked her why not she said “its too much work”. i never felt anything on a spiritual level more than that right there 09:27 PM - 20 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Lex @Lexusxoxoxoxo And here is a video of my little sister trying to pronounce the word "who"😭😭😭😭 06:59 PM - 30 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Big Purple @JoeyPurps My 3 y/o daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple I asked her if she liked apples she said apple-lutely 01:10 AM - 28 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Felicity Hannah @FelicityHannah My 4 yr old nephew's hobby horse is called 'my noble Steve' because he misheard the word 'steed' and I am dying. 08:43 PM - 17 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Paul Duane @MrPaulDuane My kid did an interview with her cat 05:35 PM - 04 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. natalie foster @natfos HR at my work just called me and i thought i was in trouble for something but they just let me know my 11-year-old sister has been commenting on their instagram every day telling them to give me a raise 04:34 PM - 27 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. kukubee @kukubee My sister caught my 3yo niece spinning in a circle alone in a room and kissing the page of a book. When she peeked at the page she was kissing... 😂😆 https://t.co/TdgtfVb0qx 09:02 PM - 27 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 🥟 @Fatnando my sister forgot she was babysitting our cousin before she started recording I'm crying 06:56 AM - 13 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Jessie @Jessie_Gaudard My sister is quite the speller 09:30 PM - 07 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. phoebe bartlett @phoebebartlett_ mum has just found a draw full off piss that my 3 year old brother has been pissing in and he blamed the dog HAHA!!! 05:59 PM - 24 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. carly gae jeffson @jeffmarcelfie My little brother is ridiculous 09:53 PM - 05 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Anne B @abroshar My brother & his wife left a shopping list unattended, their 6-year-old son got to it, and ... 06:37 AM - 26 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Akira🎀 @kiraaa__9 Someone ate my sisters’ leftovers..... she been like this for 2 hours😂😂 10:45 PM - 11 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. jess @jessokfine My 2yo said she is a grown up. I told her she isn't, that she is a toddler. She replied, "No, I'm a grown up. I'm going to touch knives." 02:16 AM - 29 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Tim @Playing_Dad [At dinner] Daughter: Daddy, how much of this meatball is meat? Me: Probably like 90% D: So it's 10% balls? Me: *spits out food* 12:39 AM - 03 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. IG : DonteMacc 🔥 @DonteMacc The ONLY way my nephew likes going to school is if I GAS HIM UP ⛽️😂😂 09:18 PM - 19 Apr 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. JennyPentland @JennyPentland I was arguing with my husband and my son screamed "yay! TWO christmases!" from the other room. 09:11 AM - 06 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. Danielle Herzog @martinisandmini 5 yr old son: Mommy, I forgot that I shouldn't pick my nose. But it's ok, I put it back in my nose after. He says while holding my hand. 02:43 AM - 07 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. 32. Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom Me: "Wake up... it's time to get ready for school." 5 yr old: "Wait- we're doing that AGAIN today?" (The feeling is mutual, kid.) 02:26 PM - 07 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 33. 34. Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins 6yo: Can I turn on the hose outside? Me: Ya, ask Mommy - she's out there 6yo: I can't Me: Why not? 6yo: She already said "no" 12:26 AM - 24 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. CandyPants™ @suzieQ0007 10pm & refusing sleep, my 6yo is trying to get a loose tooth out & yelling "I'm a man, I can DO this, for god's sake". Kids are fun. 12:17 PM - 02 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. 37. James Breakwell @XplodingUnicorn My 1-year-old insisted that I read her this book. It's going to be a long morning. 01:15 PM - 04 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. Jeffrey Lazarus @jlazarus001 So my daughter sent home the best camp letter ever. 02:51 AM - 19 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 39. Tom Gara @tomgara My friend's toddler babbled "don't forget to subscribe" as he was put to bed. Kid watches so much YouTube he thought it means "goodbye" 07:23 PM - 06 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 40. Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe We always get each other ironic gifts, my little niece killed it this year. 06:25 PM - 25 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 41. rachelle mandik @rachelle_mandik i ask my toddler what's in the box she's holding. "chaos!" she replies. "chaos! chaos!" i know she's trying to say "crayons," but it's not like she's wrong. 01:54 PM - 09 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 42. Wendy S. @maughammom I heard a little girl ask her mom for “party muffins” and I know she meant cupcakes but I don’t care I’m calling them party muffins from now on 11:24 PM - 06 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 43. Brian Sack @brian_sack My 11-year old's birthday card to me. #blessed 12:39 AM - 05 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 44. huss #EMBARRASSING @CallMeHuss This kid asked me for some skittles but I had just finished them so he stared at me like this the entire flight 07:55 PM - 03 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 45. maura quint @behindyourback best part of working from home is having your 5y/o run in while you're on a conference call and cry "I accidentally peed in the wrong place" 02:15 AM - 09 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 46. wikipedia brown isn’t my real name. OR IS IT @eveewing my little cousin rolled up like "so I heard you wanted a brownie" 😐 03:23 PM - 06 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 47. Lurkin' Mom @LurkAtHomeMom When you're not hungry for the whole pizza, but you still don't want to share. -4yo life hack 06:43 PM - 17 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 48. Kirsten Pritchett @kirstenabigail2 The kids I nanny asked why I wanted to see Incredibles 2 and I said because the first one came out when I was a kid and they really asked .... If it was in color 06:54 PM - 22 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 49. frannie @emmaaraphael I gave a little kid some frozen yogurt today at work, and his mom says “okay, what do you say?” And he looks me dead in the eyes and says “I love you” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 02:05 PM - 09 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 50.