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21 Reasons Why Plates Are The Most Useless Invention Ever

Who needs 'em? H/T r/WeWantPlates.

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1. Look: It's time to accept that when it comes to food, plates have become obsolete.

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2. They're a completely unnecessary part of your meal.

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3. What, you're gonna add an extra step between the egg container and your mouth? Why bother?

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4. You don't need a plate to shovel food into your face.

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5. Stop wasting resources on plates and serve those nachos in a wagon.

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6. Don't have a wagon? No problem, just grab a rock from outside.

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7. Or even some trash! It's an ideal serving dish.

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8. And that clothes iron of yours is actually multi-purpose.

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9. There's literally no reason to use a plate ever.

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10. After all, we have chairs, don't we?

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11. Or miniature tables to put on regular-sized tables.

12. Afternoon tea? Just bust out that tiny bookcase.

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13. You don't need plates when you have little staircases.

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14. Or a teeny-tiny bathtub.

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15. You can always make your own serving dish out of Legos.

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16. Or one big Lego, if you're so inclined.

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17. Hubcaps serve the exact same purpose as a plate.

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18. Same with a tree trunk.

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19. You could be eating off an itty-bitty bicycle instead!

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20. So, to sum up: Plates are useless, and humans should stop eating off of them.

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21. And you know what? We probably don't need cups, either.

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