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    21 Reasons Why Plates Are The Most Useless Invention Ever

    Who needs 'em? H/T r/WeWantPlates.

    1. Look: It's time to accept that when it comes to food, plates have become obsolete.

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    2. They're a completely unnecessary part of your meal.

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    3. What, you're gonna add an extra step between the egg container and your mouth? Why bother?

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    4. You don't need a plate to shovel food into your face.

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    5. Stop wasting resources on plates and serve those nachos in a wagon.

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    6. Don't have a wagon? No problem, just grab a rock from outside.

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    7. Or even some trash! It's an ideal serving dish.

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    8. And that clothes iron of yours is actually multi-purpose.

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    9. There's literally no reason to use a plate ever.

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    10. After all, we have chairs, don't we?

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    11. Or miniature tables to put on regular-sized tables.

    12. Afternoon tea? Just bust out that tiny bookcase.

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    13. You don't need plates when you have little staircases.

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    14. Or a teeny-tiny bathtub.

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    15. You can always make your own serving dish out of Legos.

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    16. Or one big Lego, if you're so inclined.

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    17. Hubcaps serve the exact same purpose as a plate.

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    18. Same with a tree trunk.

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    19. You could be eating off an itty-bitty bicycle instead!

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    20. So, to sum up: Plates are useless, and humans should stop eating off of them.

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    21. And you know what? We probably don't need cups, either.