With ketchup only!
KD needs ketchup to add some more taste to it, but adding hot dogs is going way too far.
A forkVia ThinkstockA spoonVia Thinkstock
Any civilized person knows you need to use a fork to eat Kraft Dinner, especially because you can put the tines through the middle of the macaroni.
Shredded cheeseCheese curdsVia Joe Shlabotnik/Flickr Creative Commons
POUTINE WITHOUT CHEESE CURDS IS NOT POUTINE.
They're both good, but All Dressed chips are just better.
You could realistically only eat one or two Nanaimo bars before feeling sick, whereas you could eat butter tarts for-goddamned-ever.
Peameal baconVia ThinkstockRegular baconVia Thinkstock
Peameal bacon is just more filling and has a better texture. And have you tried it on eggs Benedict?!
Sour cream glazedVia BuzzFeedChocolate glazedVia BuzzFeed
It's glazed AND it's chocolate. No contest.
Sorry, donairs, but you don't have lobster. Lobster rolls 4EVA!
Swiss Chalet sauceVia Swiss ChaletDonair sauce
Swiss Chalet sauce tastes like motor oil. Donair sauce is delicious on EVERYTHING.
Swiss ChaletVia Swiss ChaletSt-HubertVia St-Hubert
St-Hubert gets less glory than Swiss Chalet, but their chicken is simply more delicious.
Harvey'sVia Harvey'sMr. SubVia Mr. Sub
If you want a sub, you're just gonna go to Subway, but if you want a burger, Harvey's is actually a serious contender.
Boston PizzaVia Boston PizzaPizza PizzaVia Pizza Pizza
Talk shit all you want about Pizza Pizza, but you know you order it all the time when you're drunk.
It might be a betrayal of our Canadian heritage, but PC Cola just can't compete with the taste of Coke.
Canada Dry Ginger Ale.
Crush Cream Soda just won't quench your thirst like Canada Dry will.
That's why you have to eat them last.
Crispy CrunchVia CadburyCoffee CrispVia Nestle
It tastes better AND it comes with its own catchphrase. "How do you like your coffee?" "Crisp!"
If you had a Jos. Louis, you ruled the school. If you had a Wagon Wheel, everyone wondered why you didn't just get a Jos. Louis.
In a carton!
Canadians have a weird pride about our bags of milk, but it's just easier to get a carton, you guys.
SpicyVia Thinkstock/AppleMildVia Thinkstock/Apple
THE HOTTER THE BETTER.
Pure maple syrupVia ThinkstockTable syrup
Pure maple syrup!
AS IF table syrup could ever compete with pure, sweet, CANADIAN maple syrup. Don't be ridiculous.
Do You Actually Have Terrible Opinions About Canadian Food?
You're wrong. You're so often wrong. Are you even Canadian? Do you even like Canadian food? What are you doing with your life?
There are a few kinds of Canadian food that you're totally right on, but for the most part, you have no idea what you're doing. Go make some Kraft Dinner (IN THE RIGHT WAY!) and think about what you've done.
Your opinions on Canadian food aren't bad, but they're not great. There's still plenty of room for improvement, eh?
You have GREAT taste in Canadian food! You won't be swayed by those other so-called Canadians with terrible opinions on our native food. Keep it up!