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Should you <i>really</i> put ketchup on your Kraft Dinner?

Should you really put ketchup on your Kraft Dinner?

Do You Actually Have Terrible Opinions About Canadian Food?

KD needs ketchup to add some more taste to it, but adding hot dogs is going way too far.

With ketchup only!

How should you eat your Kraft Dinner?

Any civilized person knows you need to use a fork to eat Kraft Dinner, especially because you can put the tines through the middle of the macaroni.

A fork!

And what should you eat your Kraft Dinner with?

POUTINE WITHOUT CHEESE CURDS IS NOT POUTINE.

Cheese curds!

What kind of cheese should you put on your poutine?

They're both good, but All Dressed chips are just better.

All Dressed!

Ketchup chips or All Dressed chips?

You could realistically only eat one or two Nanaimo bars before feeling sick, whereas you could eat butter tarts for-goddamned-ever.

Butter tarts!

Butter tarts or Nanaimo bars?

Peameal bacon is just more filling and has a better texture. And have you tried it on eggs Benedict?!

Peameal bacon.

Peameal bacon or regular bacon?

It's glazed AND it's chocolate. No contest.

Chocolate glazed.

Timbits: Sour cream glazed or chocolate glazed?

Sorry, donairs, but you don't have lobster. Lobster rolls 4EVA!

Lobster roll!

Lobster roll or donair?

Swiss Chalet sauce tastes like motor oil. Donair sauce is delicious on EVERYTHING.

Donair sauce!

Swiss Chalet sauce or donair sauce?

St-Hubert gets less glory than Swiss Chalet, but their chicken is simply more delicious.

St-Hubert!

Swiss Chalet or St-Hubert?

If you want a sub, you're just gonna go to Subway, but if you want a burger, Harvey's is actually a serious contender.

Harvey's!

Harvey's or Mr. Sub?

Talk shit all you want about Pizza Pizza, but you know you order it all the time when you're drunk.

Pizza Pizza!

Boston Pizza or Pizza Pizza?

It might be a betrayal of our Canadian heritage, but PC Cola just can't compete with the taste of Coke.

Coca-Cola.

PC Cola or Coca-Cola?

Crush Cream Soda just won't quench your thirst like Canada Dry will.

Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

Canada Dry Ginger Ale or Crush Cream Soda?

Red!

Which colour of Smarties tastes the best?

It tastes better AND it comes with its own catchphrase. "How do you like your coffee?" "Crisp!"

Coffee Crisp.

Crispy Crunch or Coffee Crisp?

If you had a Jos. Louis, you ruled the school. If you had a Wagon Wheel, everyone wondered why you didn't just get a Jos. Louis.

Jos. Louis!

Wagon Wheels or Jos. Louis?

Canadians have a weird pride about our bags of milk, but it's just easier to get a carton, you guys.

In a carton!

Milk in a carton or in a bag?

Spicy!

Spicy Caesar or mild Caesar?

AS IF table syrup could ever compete with pure, sweet, CANADIAN maple syrup. Don't be ridiculous.

Pure maple syrup!

And finally: Pure maple syrup or table syrup?

You're wrong. You're so often wrong. Are you even Canadian? Do you even like Canadian food? What are you doing with your life?

Absolutely awful

There are a few kinds of Canadian food that you're totally right on, but for the most part, you have no idea what you're doing. Go make some Kraft Dinner (IN THE RIGHT WAY!) and think about what you've done.

Pretty bad

Your opinions on Canadian food aren't _bad_, but they're not _great_. There's still plenty of room for improvement, eh?

Not the worst

You have GREAT taste in Canadian food! You won't be swayed by those other so-called Canadians with terrible opinions on our native food. Keep it up!

Fantastic

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