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Do You Actually Have Terrible Opinions About Canadian Food?

Should you really put ketchup on your Kraft Dinner?

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  1. 1. How should you eat your Kraft Dinner?

    Plain
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    Plain
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    With ketchup and hot dogs
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    With ketchup and hot dogs
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    With ketchup only!

    KD needs ketchup to add some more taste to it, but adding hot dogs is going way too far.

  2. 2. And what should you eat your Kraft Dinner with?

    A fork
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    A fork
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    A spoon
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    A spoon
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    A fork!

    Any civilized person knows you need to use a fork to eat Kraft Dinner, especially because you can put the tines through the middle of the macaroni.

  3. 3. What kind of cheese should you put on your poutine?

    Cheese curds
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    Cheese curds
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Cheese curds!

    POUTINE WITHOUT CHEESE CURDS IS NOT POUTINE.

  4. 4. Ketchup chips or All Dressed chips?

    All Dressed Chips
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    All Dressed Chips
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    All Dressed!

    They're both good, but All Dressed chips are just better.

  5. 5. Butter tarts or Nanaimo bars?

    Butter tarts
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    Butter tarts
    Nanaimo bars
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    Nanaimo bars
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Butter tarts!

    You could realistically only eat one or two Nanaimo bars before feeling sick, whereas you could eat butter tarts for-goddamned-ever.

  6. 6. Peameal bacon or regular bacon?

    Peameal bacon
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    Peameal bacon
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    Regular bacon
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    Regular bacon
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Peameal bacon.

    Peameal bacon is just more filling and has a better texture. And have you tried it on eggs Benedict?!

  7. 7. Timbits: Sour cream glazed or chocolate glazed?

    Sour cream glazed
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    Sour cream glazed
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    Chocolate glazed
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    Chocolate glazed
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Chocolate glazed.

    It's glazed AND it's chocolate. No contest.

  8. 8. Lobster roll or donair?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Lobster roll!

    Sorry, donairs, but you don't have lobster. Lobster rolls 4EVA!

  9. 9. Swiss Chalet sauce or donair sauce?

    Swiss Chalet sauce
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    Swiss Chalet sauce
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Donair sauce!

    Swiss Chalet sauce tastes like motor oil. Donair sauce is delicious on EVERYTHING.

  10. 10. Swiss Chalet or St-Hubert?

    Swiss Chalet
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    Swiss Chalet
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    St-Hubert
    Via St-Hubert
    St-Hubert
    Via St-Hubert
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    St-Hubert!

    St-Hubert gets less glory than Swiss Chalet, but their chicken is simply more delicious.

  11. 11. Harvey's or Mr. Sub?

    Harvey's
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    Harvey's
    Via Harvey's
    Mr. Sub
    Via Mr. Sub
    Mr. Sub
    Via Mr. Sub
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Harvey's!

    If you want a sub, you're just gonna go to Subway, but if you want a burger, Harvey's is actually a serious contender.

  12. 12. Boston Pizza or Pizza Pizza?

    Boston Pizza
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    Boston Pizza
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    Pizza Pizza
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    Pizza Pizza
    Via Pizza Pizza
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Pizza Pizza!

    Talk shit all you want about Pizza Pizza, but you know you order it all the time when you're drunk.

  13. 13. PC Cola or Coca-Cola?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Coca-Cola.

    It might be a betrayal of our Canadian heritage, but PC Cola just can't compete with the taste of Coke.

  14. 14. Canada Dry Ginger Ale or Crush Cream Soda?

    Canada Dry Ginger Ale
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    Canada Dry Ginger Ale
    Crush Cream Soda
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    Crush Cream Soda
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

    Crush Cream Soda just won't quench your thirst like Canada Dry will.

  15. 15. Which colour of Smarties tastes the best?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Red!

    That's why you have to eat them last.

  16. 16. Crispy Crunch or Coffee Crisp?

    Crispy Crunch
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    Crispy Crunch
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    Coffee Crisp
    Via Nestle
    Coffee Crisp
    Via Nestle
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Coffee Crisp.

    It tastes better AND it comes with its own catchphrase. "How do you like your coffee?" "Crisp!"

  17. 17. Wagon Wheels or Jos. Louis?

    Wagon Wheels
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    Wagon Wheels
    Jos. Louis
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    Jos. Louis
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Jos. Louis!

    If you had a Jos. Louis, you ruled the school. If you had a Wagon Wheel, everyone wondered why you didn't just get a Jos. Louis.

  18. 18. Milk in a carton or in a bag?

    Correct!
    Wrong!

    In a carton!

    Canadians have a weird pride about our bags of milk, but it's just easier to get a carton, you guys.

  19. 19. Spicy Caesar or mild Caesar?

    Spicy
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    Spicy
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    Mild
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    Mild
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    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Spicy!

    THE HOTTER THE BETTER.

  20. 20. And finally: Pure maple syrup or table syrup?

    Pure maple syrup
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    Pure maple syrup
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    Table syrup
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    Table syrup
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Pure maple syrup!

    AS IF table syrup could ever compete with pure, sweet, CANADIAN maple syrup. Don't be ridiculous.

Do You Actually Have Terrible Opinions About Canadian Food?

Absolutely awful

You're wrong. You're so often wrong. Are you even Canadian? Do you even like Canadian food? What are you doing with your life?

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Pretty bad

There are a few kinds of Canadian food that you're totally right on, but for the most part, you have no idea what you're doing. Go make some Kraft Dinner (IN THE RIGHT WAY!) and think about what you've done.

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Not the worst

Your opinions on Canadian food aren't bad, but they're not great. There's still plenty of room for improvement, eh?

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Fantastic

You have GREAT taste in Canadian food! You won't be swayed by those other so-called Canadians with terrible opinions on our native food. Keep it up!

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