Animals·Updated on Dec 2, 2018. Posted on Nov 17, 201617 Dogs Who Are Carefully Bending Their Human's Rules"What do you mean? I'm not on the couch."by Kat AngusBuzzFeed Staff, CanadaFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink 1. "What? You said I'm not allowed on the furniture, and I'm not on the furniture." https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3mjbw2/my_dog_isnt_allowed_on_furniture_so_this_is_what/ https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/44dzy2/my_dog_is_still_pushing_the_limits_to_the_not/ 2. "I'm not on the couch. I'm on the blanket, which is on the couch." Twitter: @Dreadqueen_EN 3. "The rule is that I don't lie on the couch cushions. I am not on the couch cushions." calicojack1 / Via imgur.com 4. "I'm not on the ottoman. One of my paws is still on the floor, see?" MuskyTusk 5. "I completely respect your decision not to let me on the sofa. I just want to rest my chin and stare at you." topwhore / Via imgur.com 6. "I don't know what you're talking about. This just happens to be where I get some shut-eye." Twitter: @abeautyromance 7. "I'm not allowed UP on the couch, but the couch came DOWN to the floor, so I'm not breaking any rules." iMau5 / Via reddit.com 8. "You said I'm not allowed in your room; you didn't say anything about the hallway directly outside your room." ekolmus / Via imgur.com 9. "A lot of my body is clearly NOT in your room." Twitter: @felsiedev 10. "What do you mean? I'm not in your room. I don't know what you're talking about. What's that over there?" Twitter: @sampattterson 11. "Well maybe if you did allow me on the bed, I wouldn't have to give you this look." megaluis15 / Via reddit.com 12. "I know I have to stay outside. I'm just taking a gander at what's going on in here." pierater / Via reddit.com 13. "Technically this room doesn't begin until the next tile, and you will see that my paw is right at the edge." kittenkaboodle17 / Via imgur.com 14. "I am simply resting here, at the exact boundary of where I am allowed to go." kayleeluke / Via reddit.com 15. "What, my paws aren't even allowed in there? Are you really that petty?" bautraum / Via reddit.com 16. "This step is the perfect place for a nap. So what if it's right next to the kitchen, from which I've been banned?" CannibalVegan / Via reddit.com 17. "I'm not flouting the rules. I just want you to know that I'll always be here if you need me." WOOFCheCazzo / Via reddit.com Love dogs? Sign up for our “Dog a Day” newsletter and we’ll send you an adorable pup every day! If you can't see the signup box above, just go here to sign up for BuzzFeed's "Dog a Day" newsletter!