Left dishes in the sink overnightLeft dishes in the sink for a couple of daysLeft dishes in the sink for over a weekLeft dishes in the sink for over a monthNever done your dishes, everKept dirty dishes in your roomCooked food that stank up the whole placeLeft your leftover food on the counter for someone else to clean upStolen your roommate's foodEven when it had your roommate's name written on itBeen late with your share of the rentArgued over your share of the rentBeen late with your share of the utilitiesArgued over your share of the utilitiesLet randos stay over without checking with your roommates firstLet people sleep in your roommate's bed while your roommate was awayHad loud sex while your roommates were homeHad sex in common areasHad sex in your roommate's bedLet other people have sex in your roommate's bedAnd didn't wash their sheets afterwardsLeft used condoms in common areasLeft sex toys in common areasEssentially let your significant other move in without asking your roommatesAnd then didn't make your significant other contribute to rent and/or utilitiesNot flushed the toiletLeft stray hairs on the shower wallUsed your roommate's toothbrushFor something other than brushing your teethNot replaced the toilet paper on the holderGot out a new roll of toilet paper but just placed it on top of the empty rollPlaced your garbage on top of a growing tower of garbage rather than simply take out the garbageLeft your rotting food in the fridgeListened to loud music without headphonesHad a party without checking with your roommates firstEven when you knew your roommate had to get up early the next dayBroken your roommate's belongingsAnd not offered to pay for a replacementClipped your fingernails in common areasClipped your toenails in common areasLoudly and drunkenly knocked on the front door for your roommate to let you in at 3 a.m. because you lost your keysVomited somewhere that wasn't the toiletVomited on your roommate's belongingsAnd not offered to pay for a replacementWalked around the apartment nakedRead your roommate's mailRead your roommate's text messagesYelled at your roommateStopped talking to your roommate altogetherRefused to change any of your bad behavior in the hope that your roommate will just move out
How Terrible Of A Roommate Are You?
You're kind and respectful to the people you share a space with, and you know how to take responsibility for yourself and your belongings. Anyone who lives with you is lucky, because you're just a dream.
You're not completely perfect when it comes to living with other people — you might need to be reminded to do your dishes, and you may have forgotten to flush the toilet a couple of times. But for the most part, you're not the worst roommate a roommate could have.
You're messy, you're disrespectful, and frankly, you probably smell quite a bit. Let's just say your former roommates probably aren't going to give you a good recommendation anytime soon — unless it's their only chance to get you to move out.
Wow. Just...wow. You should not live with anybody. Ever. It's amazing you've had roommates before and are still alive. You should buy a shack in the woods and live there by yourself forever.