1. When he apologized for something he should NEVER apologize for.
2. When he took your personal preferences into account:
3. When he quoted song lyrics AND made fun of ducks at the same time.
4. When MTV forced him to read the "Fuck Yeah Ryan Gosling!" memes aloud.
5. And then Rotten Tomatoes embarrassed him with a dishtowel with his face on it.
6. When his love for you was matched only by his love of feminism.
7. When he had a puppy doppelgänger.
8. ...Make that doppelgängers.
9. Seriously, puppies, stop copying Ryan and just be yourself.
10. Remember the time Ellen DeGeneres confirmed what we all had feared?
Congrats to @RyanGosling and @EvaMendes! That's going to be the most beautiful, bilingual, part-superhero, well-dressed, romantic baby ever.
11. And the internet lost its damn mind.
*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO* RT @BuzzFeed: Eva Mendes Allegedly Pregnant With Ryan Gosling's Baby http://t.co/XGS0c21kX4
12. But then Baby Gosling joined Twitter and immediately rocked it.
Hey girl, Just wanted to apologize for making my dad the hottest dilf ever. #sorrynotsorry #yourewelcome
No, even I don't know where my dad's accent is from.
Part Canadian! Holla!!