Buzz·Posted on Jun 16, 201623 Hilarious Tweets For Anyone Who Is Obsessed With Butts"I bet whoever came up with the phrase 'butt-ugly' has never even seen a butt."by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. On professionalism: 2. On medicine: Kalvin @KalvinMacleod [at proctologist] ME: not to ASSume DOC: donât M: butt I've ANALyzed this D: please stop M: and your job is a real BUMmer D: *isn't gentle* 04:17 PM - 02 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. On technology: lil jon lovitz @nbadag [ca. 1440] GUTENBERG: beholdâthe printing press ME: can it print 'butts' G: it can print anything ME: can you print 'butts'. just to test it 04:54 AM - 09 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. On dating: David Hughes @david8hughes [first date] "So, what do you do?" "Im an accountant." [sips wine] "Yeah, I meant like, ya know, butt stuff? Do you do butt stuff?" 03:52 AM - 02 May 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. On finding love: Lyndsay Rush @rushbomb "You: stopped to admire how good ur butt looked in the shadow on that building." -a missed connection that has prob been a written about me 11:09 PM - 09 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. On potential: Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman Did you know humans only use like 8% of their butts? 02:28 PM - 25 Jul 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. On fingers: paperwash© @PaperWash Amber Rose: smell my finger me: ok *sniff* ew that's Kanye's butt lol Amber Rose: lol me: let me smell it again 02:01 AM - 28 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. On realism: Ren Bostelaar @renbostelaar Back to the Future 2 would have been a lot more realistic if more of the characters in 2015 took photos of their own butts. 05:40 PM - 22 Oct 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. On confessions: 10. On priorities: Julieanne Smolinski @BoobsRadley Work hard, be kind, and great things will happen. Also, eat a little butt. Butt may be the most important, actually. Shoulda led with butt. 10:29 PM - 09 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. On poetry: Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz How do I love thee? Let me count the ways 1. dat cute butt End of list 02:52 PM - 27 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. On allure: Ryan Broderick @broderick Butts are a captivating body part because they are both a sex object and also something that you poop out of: dangerous, yet seductive. 08:44 PM - 12 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. On double standards: your pal online @jon_snow_420 how come my mum is a hero for showing her dragon tattoo to kids but i'm a sex criminal for showing my butt to the elderly 03:25 AM - 11 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. On autocorrect: jade @TheDreamGhoul my phone autocorrected "but why" to "BUTT STUFF" while texting my boss, how's everyone else's day going 09:08 PM - 24 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. On beauty: John Q. Driveway @bananafitz i bet whoever came up with the phrase "butt-ugly" has never even seen a butt. 05:08 AM - 11 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. On intrusive thoughts: 17. On misunderstandings: Scaachi @Scaachi No, sir, I am not making eye contact, I am admiring my butt in the reflection of your sunglasses, how could you believe otherwise. 08:25 PM - 15 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. On language: OhNoSheTwitnt @OhNoSheTwitnt Still not over the fact that the words posterity and rectify have absolutely nothing to do with butt stuff. Who invented this language? 04:08 PM - 29 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. On shopping: Michael @Home_Halfway ME: I'd like to try some butt stuff DELI EMPLOYEE: What the fuck man WIFE: Ugh. He means he wants a rump roast ME: You ruin everything honey 08:05 PM - 29 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. On opinions: your pal online @jon_snow_420 opinions are like butts. everyone's got one but if you're a total fuckhead people won't show you theirs unless in anger 04:30 AM - 20 Jan 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. On science: monica heisey @monicaheisey kind of crazy to think every single butt on this earth is, scientifically speaking, completely perfect 02:45 PM - 21 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. On religion: 23. On contentment: will weldon @oldmanweldon *remembers butts* Hell yeah, dude. 04:04 AM - 19 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite