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17 Funny Tweets That Will Make Canadians Admit That 2017 Isn't All Bad So Far

"Canada here. Need us to burn down the White House again?"

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1. On controversy:

People say in Canada we don't have real problems, but

2. On conspiracies:

America: Trump uses SNL tweets to distract from ban. Canada: Trudeau is behind Roll Up The Rim potatoes to distract from election reform.

3. On genetics:

If you are Canadian, Celine Dion is your legal mom.

4. On Family Day:

Today I'm celebrating both US President's Day & Canada Family Day by deciding to never have kids just like ya boy George Washington

5. On graffiti:

6. On Canadians living in the U.S. right now:

The only reason I'm not having 500 simultaneous heart attacks is I can always move back to Canada. How are the rest of you alive.

8. On knowing what winter is REALLY like:

My favourite part of La La Land was when the entire theatre laughed at the title screen that said "winter". It's -10 in Canada today.

9. On being ridiculous:

*Watches Americans deal with Trump* "YOU THOUGHT CANADA WAS A JOKE WELL WHO'S THE JOKE NOW-" *reads headline* "damn… https://t.co/cNWTAgzftz

10. On acclimating:

Aren't you cold in just that t-shirt: the story of being a Canadian abroad

11. On finding things:

Me: do you know where your slippers are dear? Toddler Daughter: ummm...I think they're in Canada? So we've narrowed it down.

12. On passive aggression:

Sean Spicer: "Yesterday the president had an incredibly productive set of meetings and discussions with PM Joe Trud… https://t.co/jJbNvF9rtA

13. On bragging:

I'm not saying I'm a big deal but I just got an email from Gap Canada and it wasn't my first one this week.

14. On prank shows:

Only 3% of Canadian Just for Laughs: Gags bits have resulted in the assassination of a foreign dictator

15. On dressing up:

What's more formal than a Canadian tuxedo? Debating wearing 3 layers of denim right now

16. On the Ides of March:

“Tu Brute, eh?” - Canadian Julius Caesar

17. And on standing by helplessly:

Being Canadian right now is like watching your big brother get his license and then immediately drive the family car into a liquor store.

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