Buzz·Posted on Dec. 2, 201638 Times Canadians Were Fucking Hilarious On Twitter In 2016We have to laugh to keep from freezing to death.by Kat AngusBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. jomny sun @jonnysun CANADIAN: im a canadian DATE: cool i've never met a comedian befor CANADIAN: [is too polite to corect them, dedicates entire life to comedy] 02:15 AM - 28 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Anne T. Donahue @annetdonahue Between Brexit and the American election, Canada wanders in like 02:49 AM - 09 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. sarah hagi @geekylonglegs my cousin is on holiday & he told me there's a mop at the place he's staying that "always scares him" & sent me this 01:20 AM - 19 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds My daughter just sneezed into my yawning mouth. Seemed really fucking pleased with herself. Joke's on her. She'll have to bury me someday. 02:08 PM - 16 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. PsychAss @PsychicAssault You know you're in Canada when hockey sticks are specifically listed as potentially lethal weapons. 04:58 PM - 26 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Anne Thériault @anne_theriault Americans: Cuba is a terrible dictatorship that was nearly responsible for nuclear war Canadians: Cuba is a warm place with no Americans! 06:21 PM - 26 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Kalvin @KalvinMacleod Genie: 1st wish ME: I wish for a pen G: #2 M: another pen G: wtf M: I already lost the 1st pen G: and ur 3rd M: ur not going to believe this 08:23 PM - 20 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Sam Montgomery @sammontgomery You're not a real Canadian until you've slipped on ice while changing the Shania Twain song on your phone. 07:53 PM - 24 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Dave Shumka @daveshumka Any tourist to Vancouver has gotta check out our famous vape clock. It's the clock that vapes! 02:28 AM - 25 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Helder Brum @HelderBrum His teachings were really all over the place. 03:03 PM - 15 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Stats Canada @stats_canada 43% of Toronto residents have been boycotting Hamilton their entire lives 06:05 PM - 20 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Jeremy Woodcock @jwPencilAndPad Mike Pence somehow managed to be the least popular Vice-President at a musical about a Vice-President who kills the hero of that musical. 02:01 PM - 19 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. nour hadidi @NourHadidi Overheard in Toronto: You know it's bad when straight white guys are worried. 11:17 PM - 10 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Brandon Hackett @brandonhackett Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to lie down burdened with the awfulness of this world 03:00 AM - 30 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. johnny ++® @Juwops You know you're Canadian when.. 11:50 PM - 14 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Real Chip Zdarsky @zdarsky I want a SPIDERMAN GO app where I have to get pictures of spiderman for a furious j jonah jameson 03:29 PM - 12 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Dave Atkinson @shitshooters Overheard a conversation amongst girls about "the biggest fuckboy in Parry Sound" at the hortons. Ten bucks his name is Dustin. 04:28 PM - 24 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Ryan North @ryanqnorth *USB inventor tries 1st prototype* *doesn't go in* *other way doesn't work too* *tries the first way, works now* USB INVENTOR: this is fine 05:09 PM - 09 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Lauren O'Neil @laurenonizzle Oh man. This news anchor's shirt... 😁 https://t.co/Gk10R6DxTV 04:05 PM - 15 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Jhanell-O @JhanelleDennis Just used the term "leg-wrist" because I couldn't remember the word "ankle". It's been a long day. 12:15 AM - 14 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. monica heisey @monicaheisey i think about how Chuck E. Cheese's full first names are "Charles Entertainment" like twice a day 07:41 PM - 29 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Seb FoxAllen @purpledocket this headline can literally be read to mean three different things 08:25 PM - 20 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Ryan Dillon @TheRyanDillon [Shark Tank] Her: I sell seashells Kevin O'Leary: Mhmm H: By the seashore K: By the seashore H: Yea K: Where seashells are free H: I... umm 09:20 PM - 17 Aug 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Luke Gordon Field @Lukemaybefunny Waiting in line to get into farmers market, because wife wanted trumps election to be only second worst thing that happened to me this week 04:26 PM - 13 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Samantha @samanthamarg Favourite parts in the movie Twister: - when the dog is ok during the first Twister - when the dog is ok during the other Twister 09:14 PM - 11 Oct 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. Cole Bastedo @colebastedo Everything I look for in a date: ✔️️Fresh ✔️️Cheap ✔️️Loose 04:41 PM - 09 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. Daniel Woodrow @danielwoodrow I miss the days when I knew how long an Instagram video was gonna be 10:42 PM - 31 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. Matt O'Brien @matt_obrien You like balloon animals? Don't forget they're full of clown breath. You're just carrying around the sighs of a man in full make up. 09:44 PM - 14 Nov 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Nile Séguin @nileseguin "I don't have to answer to you." - Something I literally just said to my cat. Send help. 05:10 PM - 13 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. kelly oxford @kellyoxford 7YO singing along to Beyonce's HOLD UP, stops, whispers.. "I'm so glad Beyoncé wrote this song. I'm so glad her husband cheated on her." 11:59 PM - 28 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. Mike™ @BindleParty I regret not pushing this elevator button: 02:42 AM - 03 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 32. 33. Fraser Young @Young_Fraser Jesus Christ! Getting so sick of being constrained by all these stupid rules! This is supposed to be a free country! 03:49 PM - 06 Jul 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 34. Andrew Ivimey @Ivimey I feel so bad for the prop person on knife day. That must have been such a long shoot day. #SuicideSquad 05:41 AM - 20 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 35. andrew bb @andrewpbondy The search for my large child begins here 08:32 PM - 01 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 36. #1 VERY GOOD BOY @markmarklittle It's taken me a while to realize that all I want to do is watch and sing and make up musicals, so I guess you were right, high school. 12:40 AM - 22 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 37. D.J. Demers @djdemers "I've got this great idea for a business. OK, hear me out." 04:23 PM - 27 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 38. Ren Bostelaar @renbostelaar When you order clothes online 11:07 PM - 07 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite For more Best of 2016 content, click here!