These Dogs Couldn't Care Less About The Canadian Rockies
Their reactions are ruff.
"Are we supposed to be intimidated?"
"I climbed this dumb mountain. It belongs to me now."
"Nobody told me the Rockies would smell so much like wet dog."
"There is no mattress in this tent, I hope you realize that."
"We turn our noses up at this scenic view."
"I could swim to the mountains if I wanted to, which I don't."
"Have you taken enough photos yet?"
"Can't we go home and binge on Orange Is The New Black?
"What? What are you looking at?"
"Did I remember to record The Good Wife?"
"Who cares about the Rockies when I have this STICK?!"
"I think that squirrel over there is way more interesting than what's behind me."
"I don't see why St. Bernards get so much credit."
"You're going to make me go out in the canoe again, aren't you?"
"Look over there! It's... ANOTHER MOUNTAIN. GREAT."
"And miles to go before I poop in your shoes."
"I get treats now, right? You said if we climbed the mountain there would be treats."
"Mom's making us pose for family photos again."
"Do you hear that? That's the sound of my majesty eclipsing these puny mountains."
"If I knew how to drive, I'd have been home hours ago."
"I am not cold. I just look fabulous in this sweater."
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