Buzz·Posted on Dec. 7, 2015Literally Just A Bunch Of Funny Tweets About Celine Dion"Any bus can be a party bus when you play Celine Dion loud enough on your phone."by Kat AngusBuzzFeed Staff, CanadaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. On humiliation: Anne T. Donahue @annetdonahue ugh i was driving with the windows down and forgot i was blaring celine dion and i'm so embarrassed ...THAT I DIDN'T TURN IT UP LOUDER 12:28 AM - 07 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. On self-confidence: Amanda Brooke Perrin @brookeperrin I'm a real catch if your definition of "catch" is "girl who eats candy in bed and sings Celine Dion all day." 12:07 AM - 21 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. On listening habits: Cameron Esposito @cameronesposito Stop following me on Spotify! It's the only place I can truly be myself CELINE DION ON REPEAT 08:46 PM - 17 Dec 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. On historical facts: Stats Canada @stats_canada Celine Dion was the only Canadian to sing at the Titanic’s inaugural voyage 08:46 PM - 09 Oct 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. On standards: Veronica @MyPolishFace Don't make someone a priority in your life if they can't even take the time to like your Facebook cover photo of Celine Dion 04:13 PM - 05 Aug 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. On risqué lyrics: Jeremy Woodcock @jwPencilAndPad BEST SONGS THAT USE THE WORD "GIGOLO": 3 Buffalo Stance - Neneh Cherry 2 Just a Gigolo - David Lee Roth 1 My Heart Will Go On - Céline Dion 04:15 PM - 27 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. On mistaken identity: norm sousa @normsousa I thought I met Celine Dion once but it was just an owl tied to a broom. 01:11 AM - 05 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. On partying: Sam Montgomery @sammontgomery Any bus can be a party bus when you play Celine Dion loud enough on your phone. 10:04 PM - 15 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. On hidden meaning: Toby Herman @tobyherman27 Did you know that Celine Dion's "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" is about a boomerang? This is 100% true. 08:19 PM - 23 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. On keeping busy: *~julio torres~* @juliothesquare whoa, what a busy day of commenting "same" all over Celine Dion's instagram 10:49 PM - 29 Dec 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite *~julio torres~* @juliothesquare sincerely wish celine dion would stop commenting "same" on all my pictures 09:53 PM - 06 Mar 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. On memory: Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman "It's all coming back to me now!" - me, remembering the words to the chorus of It's All Coming Back to Me Now by Celine Dion 01:44 PM - 03 Apr 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. On public behaviour: Darren Sharp @darrenmsharp All I'm saying, Loblaws, is that if you don't want me serenading the organic aisle then don't play Celine Dion's 'That's The Way It Is'. 05:14 PM - 12 Mar 2013 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. On matrimony: Stats Canada @stats_canada In order for a marriage to be legally recognized in Canada, at least 12 Celine Dion songs must be played during the reception 11:56 PM - 17 Nov 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. On health: Cole Bastedo @colebastedo "Where does my heart beat now?" -- Celine Dion experiencing cardiac arrest 01:15 AM - 18 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. On idols: billy eichner @billyeichner Celine Dion is my Pussy Riot. 09:06 PM - 18 Aug 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. On celebrity comparisons: russ martin ™ @russless Just heard about some crooner named Michael Buble, who is apparently like Celine Dion in pants. 08:15 PM - 17 Nov 2009 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. On depression: cass @casskeeley Whenever Canada gets sad, it puts on some Celine Dion and crysings along to My Heart Will Go On. 12:32 AM - 18 Sep 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. On relationship problems: Elamin Abdelmahmoud @elamin88 My wife hates Celine Dion. Unrelatedly, do you know a good divorce lawyer? 06:30 PM - 05 Dec 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite