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Cats don't have regular bones like the rest of us. May I present to you exhibit A:
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The secret that ~scienticians~ don't want you to know is this: Cats' bones are made of full-on spaghetti.
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They're adorable, fuzzy beasts whose insides are pure ramen.
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That's the only explanation for why they can bend, twist, and contort in such peculiar ways.
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That's why you can't always tell which part of the cat is the front and which is the back.
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Where humans have strong, stiff bones, cats just have boiled lasagna noodles that'll move whichever way suits them.
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That's why they're more flexible than the world's most experienced yogi.
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Cats fall asleep in bowls because that's where noodles are the most comfortable.
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But really, their lil' linguini legs can flop over anywhere, at any time.
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Basically, before cats are born, their bones are boiled in water for about 10 minutes to get 'em nice and flexible.
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If you don't believe me, then explain THIS:
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It's the only way for cats to defy the laws of physics like they do.
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And you know what? Cats are perfectly fine with their spaghetti bones.
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Because no matter how bonkers a position they manage to twist themselves into...
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...these noodle-y cats are just living their best lives.
